baldur's gate 3
when do i get to have sex
baldur's gate 3
@wallhackio depends who you want to fuck
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@Lady it's lookin like its gonna be shadowheart
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@wallhackio @Lady hey @coriander look at this post
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@aescling @wallhackio @Lady Shadowheart is a massive cutie tbh
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@coriander @aescling @Lady i have been learning that the goblin has refined taste
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@wallhackio @aescling @Lady Karlach is my ultimate wife forever but that doesn't mean I dno't also love Shadowheart and Lae'zel
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@coriander @aescling @Lady i also wanted to fuck the green lizard lady but i keep making her mad and she recently fucked the gay vampire just to spite me
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@wallhackio @coriander @Lady imagine getting cucked by a day dude rip lmao
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@coriander @aescling @Lady day dude
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@wallhackio @coriander @Lad shit
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@aescling @coriander @Lady also she did it because she was mad that shadowheart liked me
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@wallhackio @aescling @Lady She's a complicated frog
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@coriander @aescling @Lady the game turned into a harem anime after the first chapter. everybody was mad that i was trying to fuck shadowheart and got super petty it was hilarious
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@wallhackio @aescling @Lady Yeah I love how the game seems like a normal cRPG and then you get the camp scene and everyone at once propositions you
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@coriander @aescling @Lady also the scene where the guy with ugly hat ripped my eye out was the funniest thing i have ever seen in a videogame
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@coriander @aescling @Lady i was gonna save scum it but then he brought out the ice pick and i HAD to see how far it would go
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@wallhackio @aescling @Lady BG3 will let you fuck around, but it will then make you find out
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@coriander @aescling @Lady i like how every single companion so far seems to have a secret that reveals they are a walking time bomb. except for the lizard woman. who just is one. out the gate
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@wallhackio @aescling @Lady Yeah Lae'zel doesn't deal with false pretenses lmao
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@coriander @aescling @Lady i unfortunately have her sitting in camp most of the time which is probably making me avoid a lot of funny dialogue
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@wallhackio @aescling @Lady Definitely missing a lot of "Tch!"
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@aescling @wallhackio @Lady day dude