Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

just looked at the score of the tigers game and i really wish i didnt do that

i just learned that chomsky was buddies with epstein

I improvised a meal and it turned out well ​

the inventor of JSON seems to be going through it

this might be controversial but I think tomatoes are good

I did some statistical analysis of dominoes (all-threes variant) and I am genuinely unsure whether the 6:6 or 4:5 tile is the best starting play

bigass thunder outside ☕ ​​

hungy

almost fucked up big time

who is felicia day

my toxic trait is that i use windows movie maker 2012

can you fucking believe. it

every time a jackdaw post reaches my timeline it hits me like a flashbang

wow that compression is FUCKED

pretty sure arthur morgan just chooses to fall off the horse sometimes

i haven't seen batman begins in years but i remember it being Fine