Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

fyi, that coffee cup emojo is actually drawn to scale

I should have a second coffee ☕ ​

my yt algorithm has been recommending ancient yaoi fan content from 15 years ago and it is a beautiful thing

one of the best gaming experiences of my life was when i played the long dark for the first time and my character died of thirst because i couldn't figure out how to drink water

which is pretty valid tbh

im being discriminated for using google chrome

@coriander is it true that goblins love void mayonnaise

Second coffee time ☕ ​

my toxic trait is that I love junimo kart

I feel very silly because there are some basic sniff tests you can do to convince yourself that ancient fruit must be more profitable long term just by looking at the numbers a little

The value of a crunchy calculation is for computing when exactly ancient fruit becomes more valuable than star fruit, a problem that is difficult to intuit from a quick overview of the numbers

I tried to write OOP but functional programming whispered at me like the green goblin mask

Ancient Fruit exceeds Star Fruit profits after about 134 days which is very nearly 5 months

oops my math was wrong ancient fruit is more profitable than star fruit long-term

hello friends is there a good tool that isn't excel or google sheets for making graphs from .csv files