Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

how about you go fuck yourself

i am hungy, time for stew and maybe also cheese

is it okay to use a toot you wrote as a testimonial

there i made a rough draft cover letter and updated my resume i can be done being productive tonight

my biggest critique of fire emblem three houses is that you can only marry one character

The face of a man who trapped me for an hour and a half and feels 0 guilt about it

shout outs to the man in a poncho riding an electric scooter right next to me in the bike lane in the pouring rain. scooter boy i wish i could have even 1/10 of your aura

I was supposed to play fire emblem all day how could this happen

oops I was productive today

curry 🤤