Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

I have accidentally been limit testing how long pear butter can last in a freezer

the council has decided that i am john homestuck

it is a good movie

cat does not enjoy the costco whiskey

yummy yummy pineapple 🍍 ​​

I am normal and can be trusted with a half cup of red miso

@cam @lapis @Taweret

did i ever flex to my stardew moots that i did, in fact, beat journey of the prairie king without dying once?

lotta videos on my computer today

may or may not be based on a true story

out of tp, already visited costco

me at costco: oh boy I love responsibly purchasing groceries in bulk

also me at costco: oooooh fallout soda

breakfast burrito yummy