Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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@wallhackio You might *think* it terminates thoughts, but you forgot to account for the indomitable human spirit.
I seem to have induced a bug in read dead 2 where bounty hunters are chasing me even though I don't have a bounty
having had a night to sleep on it i have concluded that Cloud Atlas is an incredible film
my favorite thought-terminating cliche is to tell someone they forgot to account for the indomitable human spirit
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the very first thing i did in read dead 2 was run directly away from the objective to see what would happen and then i accidentally killed arthur morgan by running out of stamina
cloud atlas fucking slapped wow
so far, the saddest thing that has happened in read dead 2 has been when my level 4 bonded horse that cost me $750 died by being hit by a train
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Burger Backlog
Really putting the Ham in The Hamburglar lately... he doe sin fact just lie on his back like that for hours.
i know that we live in a hellscape of remakes and remasters but fallout new vegas actually would benefit from a very nice and well-thought out remaster
my favorite part of oppenheimer is when they reveal einstein near the end of the film with the same cinematic language marvel movies use when they have a cameo, that was extremely funny
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Puck has other names:
- Sir Robin ("Puck") Goodfellow
- Puck Puck
- Pucky Poo
- OW FUCK
it might be stockholm syndrome but im starting to really enjoy dominoes
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This is from a board game I have literally just learned about 2 minutes ago so don't ask me if it's any good but THIS BEAR'S NAME IS TRINKET!!!!!
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apparently i hit the 2000 hour mark is super smash bros ultimate 💀💀💀
6 out of every 7 fedi users have HORRIBLE opinions
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
