Sherklod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

my glasses just broke ​

I need to go to da movie theater again I've been slacking

Feels like a Sunday

fixin's 😋

my little brother quit his evil corporate job!!!!

What's a good way I could get my hands on some scotch bonnets as an east coast american?

despite being a millennial, coriander is pretty cool

just got attacked by the sleepies

it sucks that civ 6 cleopatra is so hot given that her AI almost always chooses fascism in the late game