Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

There is an owl that lives in my sister's backyard!

I WANT TO READ IT

fun clodboy fact: I despise the smell and taste of avocado oil

100% of all fedi users are WRONG

T-ranking Susiezilla was genuinely harder than the Roaring Knight loooooooooool

Pretty sure it took a lot longer than 20 hours but whatever

Any chapter 3 was spectacular, easily my favorite so far. On to chapter 4!

And the Delta Rune is real??????

oh wait the roaring knight wasn't too bad actually lol

"who wrote this fucking hack?!!!" i shout, reading the source code for a project i built entirely by myself

Nope might not even be a horror movie and yet it has the scariest movie scene i have ever seen in my adult life

another day, another heat advisory warning

ate too much whataburger last night