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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

on rewatching Dune the movie I think my issue with following the plot was not having subtitles turned on

@wallhackio life's toughest choices never have a straight answer. that's because:

Slenderman is scary because he's slender and a man. Five nights at Freddy's is scary because five nights is a long time

hi @coriander do you want to hear my insane Dune hot take now that I finished the book

fuuuuuuuuuck I should have put Animal Crossing Gamecube on here

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what I am learning today is that I have not played any fucking videogames at all

If the prompt is "a the 9 games that shaped me into who I am" then this isn't exactly a list of my favorite games as it is the games that impacted me the most (although this list does have a lot of my favorite games)

Like everyone who does this there are a ton of games I left out. I could make a case for Mario Kart Wii, Baldur's Gate 3, Balatro, Subnautica, Super Mario World, and Neon White and I am sure there are plenty more

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sportsball 

the lions are very good at scoring exactly 31 points

Resolutions:
Get louder
Get weirder
Write more
Read more
Try to actually complete a metric century this time

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