Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
hello friends what is your preferred video editing software
i made homemade alfredo pasta (actually very simple) and while it was very good there's a reason the recipe said it was 2 servings
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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There needs to be a term like computer toucher for someone like me who is allergic to computer hardware
hi @Lucy can you unfriend me on steam? you beat some of my times in neon white :(
"competitive melee is comprised of approximately 70% lesbians. Now, is this true? No, but it is important"
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Me to Caleb: Fuck u, go die
Caleb: lol yeah
Me in the general vicinity of Caleb: I like Iron Maiden
Caleb: reported for having an opinion
i had some tylenol and ate some food and had a small amount of caffeine and now i feel much better
Headache for no reason kind of day it seems
I got yesterday's purple category in connections as my first guess and that may have been my peak as a human
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Sorry y'all I was watching TV with my parents and then fell asleep on the couch but THE GOBLIN IS HOME
complaining
thinking about the time that my mom said she wanted to join twitter because elon was there
so then me, my younger sister, and me were like "no you absolutely should not do that, thats a terrible idea" and then she was like "well that justs makes me want to join it more"
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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Confirmation of goblin at home!!!
Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
boosted
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
