clodboy cowdsire @wallhackio@cat.family

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

i have passed qualifying exam for a physics phd and that was still easier than beating the new york times mini crossword faster than my younger sister

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

forgot how well executed this was
https://youtu.be/bQchpOrl-PM?si=SpG4vpgiXP1t_gUv

I have a Google Pixel 4A that I bought a backup for a year and a half ago because I thought it was any day away from dying but the damn thing won't break. The screen is peeling off and you can see the electronics underneath and the fucking thing still works

it is objectively bad that, for a language that was already criticized for being too complex, that templates were added and by complete accident were also turing complete.

but im finding that i enjoy evil c++ template metaprogramming a lot lmao

can anyone with a degree in Bullshit explain to me how i survived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-9QJY7Jv5w

what is my job title

I made an MR with code that included the line this.end = start when it should have said this.end = end and it broke the entire MR and I didn't notice and neither did the reviewers

how tf is it already april

what the hell is happening over there

el gatito:

If you have non-lethal attacks on and bring raphael down to 1 health while he is hold monster, the dialogue that occurs as if you've beaten him, and the portal that allows you to leave appears. But once hold monster ends he will escape and start attacking again

daily reminder to @aescling that she must play ghost trick and watch kill la kill. or else

maybe i should read consumer reports again. just to see their review of the cybertruck

to extend an olive branch to @aescling, i would probably find the cybertruck's silly design extremely charming if it weren't associated with the evil musk man

totk is the best game i have ever played that i also hated

ive had this reaction image up and loaded for a while now but unfortunately i usually find it enjoyable and life-affirming to interact with yall so i never have the opportunity to use this.

not enough for playing videogames to out of the question but just enough to still be annoying