Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
"i bust constantly" - coriander the golbin, 2026
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Hot as fuck outside
shout outs to that one time that a coworker pushed code to main that changed 600 different files and the commit message was simply "hold on to your butts"
May have been a tactical error to consume this during a heat advisory warning but fuck it, we ball
oh damn the "extra hot" golden curry brand is not fucking around
The Grogu Who Shot Liberty Valence
time to cook with some suspiciously wrinkly potatoes
I just tried to send someone a dm by typing "git push" into the text box
accidentally just made a package for managing a thread pool for a Deno script
I don't think I've seen a single Normal post from a normal.style user
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putting down a fresh & hot cheese pizza at the table for you and your family, and then shaking my inverted keyboard over it like "say when!" 😄
do i have unrefined taste or does mortadella just taste like bologna
our internet is sucking today 
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genres which accurately describe severance:
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my beautiful princess (who was screaming for dinner before i took this picture)
every time i write 
i hear it as the following scream (noise warning): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJx1astMSF0
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do you think lucy lives in wokelahoma
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
