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i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

i would like to have a conversation with whoever decided that the button for harvesting a crop, and the button for swinging my pickaxe, which destroys said crop (which took FOURTEEN IN-GAME DAYS TO GROW), are the same button

coffee

send me music recs im in the mood for New Music

do think that, now that im married to abigail, she will let me win the egg festival this time

is there a way to craft tents?

👍 programming
👍 computer science
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎 software engineering

type of guy who writes genius lyrics annotations for tom cardy songs

hi computer scientists, what are people referring to when they say "the dragon book"

I just learned about the word "deleterious" I love a good word

do you have any widsom for me, @coriander

does the guy who sells the mermaid pendant only show up in the spring?

my favorite genders are Cool Old Man and Fuckin' Blorbo

can i only get a pearl once from the mermaid show on the winter night market?

today in c++ value category fuckery:

what is the value category of an rvalue reference cast of a function?

shouts outs to northwestern university for having the Vice President of the seventh-largest startup in the world (Databricks, an AI company) give a speech at the coronation

everyone please @ aescling and tell her to watch kill la kill