Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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flying type clodsire would be called cloudsire
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Attempt 2 of clodsire (as I frogged the the first attempt. 3 Rounds done so far
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who would win in a fight
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just remembered a video that made me cry laugh about a year ago and i found it again and have been cry-laughing for five minutes in my room all over again
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I'm imagining a hypothetical situation where Caleb and I are hanging out IRL and it goes something like this
SCENE: Taco Bell lobby, we're ordering
Me: ...and a bean burrito, no onions
Caleb: I'm reporting you -pulls out phone-
@aescling, on the other end of the phone: Hello?
Caleb: Coriander ordered a burrito without onions
aesc: What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
Caleb: Nothing, I'm just reporting it
The Official Clodboy Rocky Movie Rankings:
Creed
Rocky 2
Rocky VI
Rocky 1
Creed 2
Rocky V
Rocky 3
Rocky 4
I have not seen Creed 3.
my toxic trait is that i am a Rocky V defender
just like how Creed is the best Ricky movie (no I am not fixing that typo)
I'm looking forward to watching five versions of blade runner and a gazillion behind-the-scenes featurettes only to then watch 2049 and find it to be the best one
Looking into it, it seems the answer to "how many editions of blade runner exist" is "7, but it's complicated"
oh im hungy
Hi @coriander which blade runner is the best one
What are some of your guys favorite movies to watch for Halloween time? Feel free to suggest non-horror autumnal things as well as horror
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@wallhackio a single organically stupid mako can destroy a data center in a single punch
who would win in a fight
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
