This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

not sure what I did differently but this is the tastiest bread I've made yet 🍞 ​​

clod afternoon my friends ​​

mr. morale is my favorite kendrick album

@amy update:

I gave @amy my phone number the other day and this is the first thing she ever texted me

I am normal and can be trusted with the number "4"

.....shbeepy........

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