Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
@murz oh I was interested in trying your game you mentioned the other day
apparently it is objectively less optimal to play stardew valley on a touchscreen lol
for all my hater energy i direct onto c++ i will make one concession, which is that RAII is Good, Actually and it is a shame that other languages don't steal it
to bake an apple pie from scratch, you first need to invent Puppy Dog City
sportsball
Apparently this was a massive steal for the lions and while I want to be happy about that, the "fun tidbit" makes me not trust him at all
Children of 12 Angry Men
it's funny how hard it is to explain what mastodon is given that everyday usage of it just feels like gay twitter
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best food to eat while driving
when the song is so good you drive around the block one extra time to let it finish
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h post bread mania sploot
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the way you move just has a certain "je ne sais qwop",
my propaganda that javascript promises are stinky when you need to account for cancellation is proving extremely True right about now
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Back from grooming (a "pawdicure")
She was so squirmy they needed a second person but other than that she was a good girl.
She's really mellow right now
One of my favorite things about balatro is that Egg is a really good card
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hi folks, i am looking for some #playtesters for solo #ttrpg about the horrors of graduate study.
the #gamejam is ending in a week, and my game draft has a bunch of numbers in it that i am not sure will work out.
would someone be interested in giving it a go?
it should be playable in 1 sitting (30-60 minutes) and need a deck of tarot and 2d6.
thanks!
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#ClodsireIsNotAWhale clodsire is a whale tho
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
