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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

After years and years I finally started playing Disco Elysium

every day i thank god that @aescling is my sister because she is so easy to make fun of

I need to make a bot that pings @aescling hourly to remind her to play ghost trick

@wallhackio :blobcatthinking: Ratatouille the movie, but instead of a rat, it's a Paldean Wooper on top of the Clodsire

cat recently just complained that I use too much meat in my cooking, and I just realized that I made myself something vegetarian this week while I made her lamb rice bowls lmao

I would like to wish today's nyt connections a very fuck you

Every time one of my followers says they are stupid it reminds me of the Ulysses Ogre

The average Philadelphian when I don't travel 15 mph over the speed limit in a back road with few street lamps at night in rainy conditions:

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