Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

do any of my art moots have any human proportion cheat sheets

do you swallow your chewing gum when you're done with it

very curious what the (1) thing clodsires can be wrong about is

This is to say, fuck all y'all, I ate some stew

I don't know why I make polls only to just decide myself before checking the results

Playing video game with the music off while listening to four-hour video essay my beloved

i need help with a difficult choice this evening:

anyone else up running they praetorium

im seriously considering trying out ffxiv

I just reinstalled valorant ​

I made such a good sandwich last night it was unreal

​​ ⬅️ eating a good-ass sandwich