sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

Headache! For No Reason

I crave cake....

my greatest character flaw is that there is at least one limp bizkit song that i like

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When employing Object-Oriented Programming, never forget APIE. We use OOP so that our code is

Abstract,
Polymorphic,
full of Inheritance, and
Extremely dogshit

I am so used to people calling me Caleb/Clodsire that the other day I was referred to by "wallhackio" and I was like "who the fuck is wallhackio"

If can write it in a single line of code I'm gonna do it

I am normal and can be trusted with nested ternary operators

I thought Primm Slim was the greatest thing ever but then I met Yes Man

I can't believe you can fuck Benny

i have never discovered a trap by any means other than getting damaged by it first

I added a second companion and now my game is crashing like a motherfucker

WAIT the fox and the rabbit from zootopia have canonically fucked???

Man I really wish I took a data structures and algorithms course in college. That stuff is so much fun but also very very time consuming to learn.

It seems that the secret to being the best videogame ever made is getting an 84/100 on Metacritic

wayback machine my beloved