Big Clodsire with Tiny Balloon @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

https://youtube.com/shorts/_mNuGkDDpS0?si=VsUSYswPF5d3j_uD
where the hell is this shit coming from did I play a different fucking game

https://x.com/memechaotic/status/1967288237912899815
does this count as softism

Every year I say I won't take Joe Burrow this time and then every fucking year...........

I really thought I overdid it this time but nope. Delicious, actually

i am continually impressed with how impossible it is to use too much garlic

@monorail also I'm reporting you for the fact that @holly@glaceon.social doesn't work.

@monorail where does one find melee isos for slippi all I can find and rtz files that slippi doesn't like

I feel normal today

just found a lions fan whose twitter account is named "Among Us St. Brown"

https://xcancel.com/go_mi_111/status/1967203592378687940

I was so tired last night and then woke up after 3-4 hours of sleep while feeling perfectly well rested what the fuck is my body on right now

Perhaps we should have expected the country which uses nonsensical concepts like "inches" or "feet" or "miles" to make the most convoluted sport of all time

I'm not sure which is more convoluted, the C++ standard or the American football rulebook

when I was like 24 (or so? i don't remember) i mentioned to a friend of a mine that I always got headaches when I drank alcohol and she was like "maybe you're just dehydrated?"

and then i started drinking more water and it never happened again and also i started feeling a lot better and healthier what the fuck

It is crazy how I lived the majority of my life constantly dehydrated and never realized

I've felt slightly weird all day. I tried playing videogames but I don't feel up for it. I'm gonna lie down the rest of the night I think.

@aescling would you like to see pirate meowy

the chiefs genuinely looked bad, which means they are going to win the superbowl. fuck.

me when i eventually play Silksong and then complain it was too easy:
https://xcancel.com/spouons/status/1966911803948232890

the chiefs are going to look bad all season and make the superbowl again, aren't they