Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

Anyway here is my updated tier list. I don't know how I went this long not recognizing Mime's power but I get it now, what a fantastic joker

I got completionist++ again, this time using the painted deck.

I love the painted deck but this was more difficult than the ghost deck. Getting a good econ going was much harder with only four joker slots

Even with the increased hand size enabling five-card hands I still played mostly pairs. Straights were notably easier to play, however, making Runner S-tier for this deck because I could often play two straights per round. Reserved Parking also became extremely valuable with the increased hand size.

Knife, which is normally a very good card, was very very bad on the painted deck.

I was also surprised to find that steel cards, which I normally don't value very much, were much more valuable on this deck

I am mystified by Blue Joker being my sixth-most used Joker. It's not a Joker I think highly of, either it's better than I think or perhaps I make bad choices in my Joker purchases

i am normal and can be trusted with 2 lbs of garlic

Java's success makes a lot more sense to me when I remember that the most popular alternative at the time would have been C++

I am normal and can be trusted with a bar of halva

@aescling has finally come around to the classic song "Baby Shark"

Genesis Owusu Good

wait how long has the new Genesis Owusu been out

the boy

this shit was the fuckin bomb

currently fixing some suspiciously wrinkly potatoes

@amy turns out you were right about stencil all along

my car's AC is really struggling to deal with this heat wave ​