Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

return of The Shape

I remembered that ExciteBots was a game that released

what i started playing overwatch again and one-tricked cassidy and changed my username to McYeehaw

one of my favorite things in stardew valley are the bigass crops

I think I will make a shitty version of my blog so that I may become employable

am I missing something or is hydration (the web development concept) just frameworks originally invented to make SPAs reinventing the wheel????

In C++, testing classes with private fields is so difficult that it is not abnormal practice to have a macro in your test environment that makes the private keyword an alias to the public keyword

Gonna try a Cooking Experiment today

unfortunately the deno devs use AI now so this has to happen in an alternate universe where me and @Lady forked an old version of deno and maintain a Good runtime

me: programmers' tendency to use their programming language of choice puts development teams in situations where they put square pegs in round holes instead of learning new languages better suited to their problem. programmers should be more open to learning new languages

also me:

i hope the data science and stats people move to javascript so i can use only javascript forever

they will literally send you to jail for learning concepts in your own weird way that makes sense to you