Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

I can't believe @coriander said that ff2 is objectively better than ff7

Attack on Titan is one of the few times I ever regretted engaging with a work of art

sometimes I forget that some people actually go outside

my brother-in-law: So what was that game you said you were playing?

me: Deltarune

my brother-in-law: What's that?

me: It's a game made by the guy who made Undertale

my brother-in-law: .......what's that?

AWESOME secret boss

that music that plays while the sunset is in the background is really something special