Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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the discourse du jour
All this reminds me of a song by the band Dead Pioneers called "The Caucasity" and oh goddess, the caucasity of all this.
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h this one was being majestic. Don't have new photos of the other two
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🔍 
⬅️ full of beans
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syscatmin will be the death of me
what if I made a third coffee 🤔
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It seems we need a tiebreaker! My roommates and I watch a movie every Friday. What should be the next movie we watch?
How is skulltula pronounced?
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h Mao is in her fav spot rn
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Oh it's Easter
fighting words
I like the stardew valley fishing minigame
I WILL miss your follow request for weeks and you WILL like it
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
