Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

I'm going to try avoiding semicolons in my javascript code for my next project

wow that was close
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If the Ghostbusters theme is so good then how come I can only remember the Niel Cicierega version

cookie in a mug

what naming my cities in civ 6 has taught me is that i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old

I can't believe I only just learned that Denzel Curry collaborated with DJ Shadow

@lapis they are good, will add more cheese next time

one of my pão de queiros seems to have undergone mitosis

The got damn cheese balls kept rolling when I tried to put them in the oven ​

A euphoria so powerful it jolted me out of the too-depressed-to-cook mines

Currently experiencing the introverted euphoria where a social function I was going to attend was suddenly cancelled ​​

hey @lapis what was that cheesy bread thing you mentioned to me ages ago

I thought the recent knowledge I had accumulated was very simple but https://xkcd.com/2501/ strikes once again

what if i had a second coffee ​​