Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
Honestly I like all the pre-BOTW 3D zeldas that I've completed about the same. I don't really have a strong favorite they're all good
sadly I was quite disappointed with Nosferatu 2024
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there is a stardew valley speedrunner named TheAlGoreRhythm
what if i watched fd signifier's drake-v-kendrick video for the 1020321301230120120th time tonight
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just got assigned my wife for the Feast of the Winter Star lolllllllll
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Oh you know what day it is #InternationalCotylorhynchusDay
It's so funny that Fire Emblem Three Houses is not really that horny given some of what I've seen from Awakening, while at the same time it also indulges in fetishes I have literally never ever even thought of before
there is no greater joy than sniping a mutual with a toot that they immediately favorite and boost
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I'm opening fedi while in public, wish me luck
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it's actually fine to eat silica gel packets, the "do not eat" printed on it is actually directed at the workers on the factory line so they dont get confused with the ones that they are supposed to eat
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
