Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

@vaporeon_ would you like to see the flareomelette

my dad's side of the family played a specific ruleset for Rook that ive never seen elsewhere which is pretty cool

i never learned how to play peeknuckle

burrito

When it comes to cooking the only things I can improvise are soups/stews/chilis, anything else I still use a recipe

i was supposed to press G to calm the horse but i accidentally pressed F which, for some reason, punches it in the face

I made spicy warm soup during the heat wave, wish me luck

its fuckim. hot

twitter did exactly One good thing and that was introducing me to the phrase "so sugoi, so yeehaw"

is osrs pronounced like "osiris"

the best part of being a todd in the shadows fan is that i know the song Cruel by The Veronicas

NEW ERRANT SIGNAL

what should i eat for dinner