Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
how did anyone ever learn how to use photoshop before youtube tutorials
shouts outs to that one time i made a tumblr account about how clodsire is a whale and i ragebaited someone into making a 1000 word post about how i was wrong, one of my greatest achievements in Using The Internet
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If I could fallllll, into the skyyyyy
Do you think tiiiime, would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thouie miles
If I could just see you tonight
what if i had breakfast for dinner 🤔
I was under the impression that "gay" could be used as a general umbrella term for all the LGBTQAI+ things, but that seems to not at all be the consensus
Sherclod Holmes
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re: a picture of a wasp
It's probably a yellow-legged mud dauber https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sceliphron_caementarium
a picture of a wasp
Are there any Bug Knowers who can ID this one
Sherclod Holmes
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Imagine not having farm fresh cherries in your house
I just learned about the short story "The Great Automatic Grammatizator", written in 1954, and it is eerily prescient story about machines that produce writing:
https://gwern.net/doc/fiction/science-fiction/1953-dahl-thegreatautomaticgrammatizator.pdf
hello friends, i am making rock bands in civilization 6 and would like suggestions for funny band names
I only just realized that "biopic" is not pronounced like "bye-opic"
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
