Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

@vaporeon_ is this a normal vaporeon activity
https://youtu.be/9FjGP4t2zKY?si=pjcBYJa00SFJ6qY4

drinking coquito and about to play A Short Hike :)

Lumby the Boaf

@coriander my roommate says you don't like coriander the spice is this true

What kind of vegetarianism is the one where you eat a whole pack of costco hot dogs every once in a while?

merry moon cat day everybody

holy SHIT this was a CHRISTMAS post

after writing this i wondered if kirby is actually a "he" and my roommate checked the wiki and the answer is "yes and no"

i cannot bring myself to eat him. i have grown too attached

jesus christ lions