Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
Just cooked up a hot bowl of mid, anyone want some
sportsball
huge win for the vikings. our offensive struggles were too much to overcome today and the vikings defense played amazing. The blocked field goal by Isaiah Rodgers ended up sealing the game, good for him
And yet, the packers lost so things are still Fine lol
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Dude fuck NFL refs
Calling penalties on players that don't even exist and then 2 minutes later picking the flag up entirely
I wish I could be this bad at my job and suffer no consequences
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I hate anime girls. I say this as someone who loves "love live", I hate anime girls. I hate them so much. I don't hate women in anime, I hate anime girls
clipping tiny desk concert??????
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@wallhackio walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells. Grapes melon oranges and coconut shells
A ladle is....
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I'm really glad I don't actually care who wins this, I don't think I could handle the stress if this was the Tigers
smells like apples
mmmmmmmm....... pizza.........................
this piece of shit crossword thinks i know things
damn crossword's got hands rn
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gonna make the other girl do physical labour today
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
