Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Pinned post
Pinned post
me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
Pinned post
i am software egineer
Pinned post
@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
Pinned post
it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
re: food
@The_T mashed potatoes are a form of bread soup and therefore a sandiwch
settling a family argument with a fedi poll
Poll is in the reply!
You land on the chance tile shown here and pick up the card that says "Advance to the nearest station."
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
Today in 'find someone who loves you as much as Egg loves his bath mat'
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
☭
Do not run this on your computer
@wallhackio @aescling Is Clodsire familiar with this invocation?
:(){ :|:& };:
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
uh oh bash scripts are fun
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
ive been earning my computer toucher license back the past couple days
if they would invent a type of cooking that doesn't require cleaning then we would live in a utopia
I'm sorry computer touchers but I HATE sysadmin fuck this shit nothing ever works
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
Time for Mastodon #MovieClub!
Movie Club is asynchronous movie watching with friends! I'll announce a movie and we have two weeks to watch and discuss together.
“Every second of every day you're faced with a decision that can change your life”
The fourth film in our series is Run Lola Run (1998) by Tom Tykwer.
It’s available free on Tubi (dubbed) or Roku (subbed)!
Use and follow the hashtag #MovieClub and CW any spoilers!
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
if i was put in lord rings and had to defeat sauron i would just run in circles around him until he got dizzy and died. because i have played super mario 64 before and know how eyeballs work
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
I will repeatedly post this until you like it.
I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEME
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
Bumby the Loaf
boosted
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
