Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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My sister and brother-in-law do not know what Undertale or Hatsune Miku is
My sister and brother-in-law do not know what Undertale or Hatsune Miku is
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Volpeon 
currently ruining family relationships forever through a game of catan
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6 programming resolutions
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problematic thigh gap
A Midsummers Night Dream was absolutely hilarious
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@wallhackio he's so fucking important
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I'm explaining mastodon to my younger sister and haven't scared her off yet
sportsball
the lions play in less than 24 hours RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Happy Caturday! Here's a picture of Trixie from when she was just a little kitty (she's still a little kitty but she was then, too)
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@Spikiii@tech.lgbt THIS HAT
IS THE COWBOY HAT
THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
