Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

"is jigglypuff goth"

ugly ass win but we take those

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

goff trying his hardest to ruin his no-int streak

BRIAN BRANCH INTERCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

horrible officiating in the second half

seems like a pretty lucky unnecessary roughness call for us but we take those lol

somehow tom brady's commentary isn't pissing me off

unlucky fumble for the lions right at the end. shame

sports stream won't work :(((

GO LIONS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

tea ​​

cat and i discovered a really weird ssbu interaction yesterday