Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

breakfast burrito yummy

@holly which difficulty is best for a first playthrough of Witcher 3

Too late, I decided to make miso soup, fuck all y'all

breakfast today

i am doing nothing today :mario_dead:

@vaporeon_ want to see some unholy c++ code

what if i played the witcher 3 🤔​​

This book I'm reading has a character named India Carless and her nickname is Trouble

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards

what eevelution am i

Maybe I should start a dream journal

@coriander it's time.

just applied for a job ​​

The free to play shenanigans in fortnite are ethically heinous but it is, unfortunately, also very fun