Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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Cricket hunted these hair rollers out of liv's room last night and presented them very proudly this morning
glitchcan't strikes again
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treating myself to a massive breakfast 
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@wallhackio was just ranting about how much he hates jujutsu kaisen befur going to the bathroom. after he finished he continued his diatribe as if he hadn’t just been going to the bathroom fur a couple minutes
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roasted vegetables
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i got talked into changing into my referee avatar for this tournament
Internet Problems! In the Family FaceTime
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Two coffees. Good, but not enough
farm fresh strawberries and rhubarb.... 🤤
gas is $4.30 usd a gallon 
why are undergrads in compsci so obsessed with switch statements
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Me: Aw look you can see their different tails and different ears let me get a photo
Ten seconds later: NO STOP FIGHTING
new charli xcx!!!!
pretty sure i sprained my ankle
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
