Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
hi @vaporeon_ what are you parsing json for
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i have a strict CW Women policy.
i "see" women, and that's a W.
Is Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World a non-toxic depiction of masculinity?
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@wallhackio herclod sholmes for copyright reasons
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@wallhackio Bumby the Detective
should I resurrect sherclod holmes
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Bumble's head is proportionally too small for her weird long body
Mom says it's cos there's no brains in there
Only bites
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Has unicode added a Cool S emoji yet?
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@coriander there's three
is it the one that goes like doo-doo doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo
or the one that goes like DO DOOOD DODODO DODOD ODODODOO DOOOO DOO
or the one that sounds like melting
what if i played stardew valley again
which of these have you watched?
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
