Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

that was fantastic. probably my favorite so far. these last two chapters have been really special

SANS IS FUCKING MY MOM?????????????????

at least in ch 3 i had a semblance of where the egg could be, where in the living fuck is it in chapter 4???

Gonna make red beans and rice tomorrow that will be so good, I can't wait

Cori said that watching the Dune movie adaptation helped them read the book more easily, but I'm built different. I watched the movie and did not understand a single thing that fucking happened

Reading the book has been a constant barrage of "oh, that's what happened" for me

more:

@AsterMeadows ?

do any of my mutuals have recommendations for ways of playing riichi mahjong?

​​ ⬅️ loves the local library system

save me, decaf coffee, save me

the hog book

It's concord grape season whoopeeeeeeee!!!!! 🍇 ​​

when it comes to american football wonkery, DVOA consistently reflects imo