Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
Sherclod Holmes
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it's woimsday my dudes
Sherclod Holmes
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still love that Luna makes the rounds to find the warmest place in the house and whenever the sun shines in here, she comes to visit
I feel very silly because there are some basic sniff tests you can do to convince yourself that ancient fruit must be more profitable long term just by looking at the numbers a little
The value of a crunchy calculation is for computing when exactly ancient fruit becomes more valuable than star fruit, a problem that is difficult to intuit from a quick overview of the numbers
I tried to write OOP but functional programming whispered at me like the green goblin mask
Ancient Fruit exceeds Star Fruit profits after about 134 days which is very nearly 5 months
oops my math was wrong ancient fruit is more profitable than star fruit long-term
hello friends is there a good tool that isn't excel or google sheets for making graphs from .csv files
Can mormons drink tea?
oh my god its 7pm where is my dinner
Sherclod Holmes
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stardew valley
according to my math star fruit is more valuable than ancient fruit long term????
im sure theres a funny caption for this but i cant think of one
The Matrix 4 is funny because it is a cinematic disaster but it was also amazing. You should watch it
(aka kemona_halftau)
what the hell is 17776
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
