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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

bad, bad, bad idea that someone less cis than i am should run with:

every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.

but every time a transfeminine person gets bottom surgery, a hairless guinea pig is born. be free, little testicle. be freeeeee

There are a few things you should know about Lester:

* He is my black'a'white cat 🖤🤍
* He has a pink snoozle 🩷
* I love himb 🥰

#TuxedoCat #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

@wallhackio OlL oiI!
🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️
🛢️🛢️ :clodsire_angy: 🛢️🛢️
🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

how long is an hour?

:bing:​ how the hell do you spell Matthew McConaughey

@wallhackio It wasn't until like last week that I realized it was Bumby the Loaf and not BumbLy the Loaf

I made my first new blog post in a while! This time it is some Balatro wonkery :clodsire_head::clodsire_tail:

blog.clodsire.social/post/mail

there is a bug in my cursed static site generator for my blog :clodsire_angy:

re: balatro 

Anyway here is my updated tier list. I don't know how I went this long not recognizing Mime's power but I get it now, what a fantastic joker

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balatro 

I got completionist++ again, this time using the painted deck.

I love the painted deck but this was more difficult than the ghost deck. Getting a good econ going was much harder with only four joker slots

Even with the increased hand size enabling five-card hands I still played mostly pairs. Straights were notably easier to play, however, making Runner S-tier for this deck because I could often play two straights per round. Reserved Parking also became extremely valuable with the increased hand size.

Knife, which is normally a very good card, was very very bad on the painted deck.

I was also surprised to find that steel cards, which I normally don't value very much, were much more valuable on this deck

I am mystified by Blue Joker being my sixth-most used Joker. It's not a Joker I think highly of, either it's better than I think or perhaps I make bad choices in my Joker purchases

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