Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
It ends up that three chili dogs is WAY too many chili dogs
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I've misspelled goblin on purpose so often lately that I spelled it correctly and it looked wrong to me
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I played a Peach on Melee who, in the course of 5 games, pulled 3 stitches and a beam sword
It must be embarrassing to lose when God likes you more
unfortunately the video was made by someone who likes AI and used AI-generated imagery throughout the video :(
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Meat
I'm trying to eat my gabagool in peace but am bothered by the presence of this rascal with designs on my snack
gonna make dinner while listening to a 2 hour youtube video that slanders c++
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A BF bundled his cat in his house coat before taking a shower.
He just stayed there warm and cozy the whole time until he came back from showering. Not even a whine from him. Just a content purrito.
#catsofmastodon
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forever fascinated by the..... advant-garde cinematography in this gordon ramsay video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGgQk0JMX0
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forever fascinated by the..... advant-garde cinematography in this gordon ramsay video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRGgQk0JMX0
hi @Lucy i bet you would like the 2017 Taiwanese horror game Detention
how the hell do you spell Fahrenheit
It ends up that in delaware, tomatoes are considered a type of bread. such fascinating cultural differences!
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
