Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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And that's a wrap
44-22 Lions
My duty to Caleb is now complete
i take it back, the girls had a constructive debate
The girls are fighting
hi @coriander @SportsGoblin we aren't getting the lions game today and my favorite 🏴☠️ site is not working so im counting on your toots to keep me updated on the lions game
the souls games are awesome but also, who decided that in a dual-stick control scheme that a fucking face button should sprint. why would you do that
gonna give myself carpal tunnel again if i don't develop more disciplined granblue inputs owie
a fridge full of soup and apple butter :)
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Girls I think Disco Elysium might be the greatest game of all time
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@wallhackio Reported for showing me this abomination
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@wallhackio I had a stroke reading that.
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listening to caleb's least favourite song
The Boy is very sneezy today
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Abject-oriented programming
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@aescling @wallhackio @cam @coriander You were basically correct, but you missed some important details
My timeline this morning has been dominated by moon cat and bird fujoshi
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
