Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

Remembering in undergrad that part of my research required using this piece of shit simulation code written by a dozen different grad students that was held together by duct tape and a dream. It was my introduction to makefiles. Making any changes to that code was terrifying. When you compiled it the compiler would spew about 10,000 lines of warnings

maillard reaction my beloved

I am bad at flipping pancakes apparently

sleppy... .....

weird half so far. not sure if this is the lions finally getting their shit together or if its just the cardinals being the cardinals

awwwwwww yeah

I just won this from a neighborhood raffle, god really wants me to start drawing again

His name is Scooby and he has three legs

I have accidentally been limit testing how long pear butter can last in a freezer