Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

I carved the...

the pumpkins

One kid tried to sneak two candies and his siblings were deeply offended and chased him down the street to give me the candy back

I miss doing vector calculus...

A young child dressed as Michael Myers silently perused through our candy selection and rejected every option lol

happy clodoween my friends 🎃​

thinking about this

He sat there for like, five minutes licking up dew

he has taken great interest in the dew on this grass

aesc now identifies as the gender known as "6:30PM EST"

clod afternoon my friends

"wow thats the best cat ive ever seen" -me every time i see a cat