Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

i am the smartest clod on the planet

FUCK i forgot Top Secret!!!!!

who is thomas pynchon

hm, maybe should have added the Lego Movie

you too @Alexis

if you see this post, is it your reminder to

• get louder
• get weirder
• write more
• read more

hello @Thomas judge my movie opinions

turns out there are exactly 33 good movies

maybe goldeneye and counterstrike are the same corner, and there needs to be a corner for battle royales

honestly fortnite with builds is genuinely its own category by itself

I played mahjong for the first time ever today and won a game ​​

clambers

@AsterMeadows can I have the video with the guy yelling help

HELP

I had to reread the second chapter four times, one of the times after getting through the first two thirds of Part I, to really comprehend the conversation that happened there

Dune will just use words that it has never explained and trusts that you will figure out what they mean eventually

It's like if Star Wars never has that scene where Obi-Wan explains to Luke what the Force is

It's probably a book best read after you've absorbed some of it through cultural osmosis

And the song kicks ass?????????????

"It's giving Michael Bay Skibidi Toilet"