Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

SIR, I AM HUNGRY

I'm supposed to be making dinner

why is he doing that

He returns.

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i wonder how the punch out stuff reads for kids who aren't old enough to know what punch out is (unless smash bros makes people know what it is now?)

looking up the secret egg im a bit annoyed because i came extremely close to getting it on my own

okay i beat the secret boss. in some ways it feels disappointing compared to the chapter 1 secret boss because it felt so much easier, but it was aesthetically very neat and had lots of fun gimmicks.

finished chapter 2, i missed both the egg AND the secret boss ​

is sans flirting with my mom

I just realized I spelled "vegetable" wrong in this poll and this will haunt me forever

here at glitchcat i will never ever ever ever ever remember how Fahrenheit is spelled and you WILL like it

I'm gonna put an entire head of garlic in my tomato sauce because I am a grown ass adult and I can do what I want

clod morning everyone