sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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@aescling @wallhackio I'm not a communist fur the Times but I am a communist of the times
there's a new nyt puzzle??
In mentioned the existence of gamergate to my little brother who is eight years younger than me and he had no idea what it was and I feel old
hi @vaporeon_ would you like to see vaporeon eating a borger
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@vaporeon_ @cam @wallhackio some pokemon are a different size than the pokedex says
wait the ridiculous jet set radio-lookin train game was not made by a japanese studio
NFL preseason is funny because I'm so invested and literally none of it matters
the best part of Tears of the Kingdom was the music they made for Official Trailer #3
wait silksong will actually release this year lmao??
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Me to Caleb: Fuck u, go die
Caleb: lol yeah
Me in the general vicinity of Caleb: I like Iron Maiden
Caleb: reported for having an opinion
*friday the 13th theme*
ki-ki-ki bou-bou-ba
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
Oh there will a silk song announcement in 40 hours, huh
i will never, ever, not read it as ffmpreg
yt-dlp my beloved
me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
it's so cool that machinegirl dropped an album with a free videogame attached
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
