clodsfire @wallhackio@cat.family

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

i have passed qualifying exam for a physics phd and that was still easier than beating the new york times mini crossword faster than my younger sister

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

I wonder how the college physics curriculum is being affected by AI. I would guess that it would be less affected than other fields but who knows

Got completely stuck on an error I have never seen before yesterday

Walked in the morning and fixed it in 15 minutes

The "recently slept" buff is very much a thing

*former captain

holy shit i just remembered that the father of my childhood church's pastor was the former chief of the NYPD

I think I'll watch Sinners this weekend

How the fuck is it May already

I have been given a replacement laptop so now I have to work :(

Oops there is missing declaration of the variable a. This is what you should be examining:

#include

class A {};

int main() {
A a;
std::cout << &(A() = a) << "\n";
}

I am increasing the bounty. Whoever can explain this gets 1) a compliment, 2) a headpat, and 3) a kissy on the forehead

https://x.com/DIOButFemale/status/1888365320278298922

Since my laptop and I literally cannot work I am now getting paid to learn whatever programming I want until IT fixes it

Yeah my work laptop is dead dead

oop there i go again. just straight wonkin it.

hi @Lady I wrote a project that generates json would you like to judge me for it

https://github.com/calebmsword/sym-data

this is fine

i need a FUCKING cat

pretty sure my work laptop is completely fucked

My work laptop is borked I literally cannot do my job right now

I tied for first at a recent work trivia game because I know how many tsps are in a tbsp I'm so glad I learned how to cook