Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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@wallhackio he's so fucking important
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I'm explaining mastodon to my younger sister and haven't scared her off yet
sportsball
the lions play in less than 24 hours RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Happy Caturday! Here's a picture of Trixie from when she was just a little kitty (she's still a little kitty but she was then, too)
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@Spikiii@tech.lgbt THIS HAT
IS THE COWBOY HAT
THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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problematic thigh gap
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Mutual Aid Request // Boosts OK
I have a big ask. I need to get 1.4k to get the remains of the family dog back after having to put her to sleep and to keep the power on! Apparently we are almost 900$ behind on the power bill. No notice of late payment or anything. Just a notice of shutoff...
I need to get the 900$ before the 24th otherwise its candles and flashlights. I then need 500$ so that we can get the cremated remains of the family dog.
https://ko-fi.com/baronvonjace
$baronvonjace
#mutualaid
problematic thigh gap
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@wallhackio After some marination my feelings are no longer mixed. sgraMrt
After some marination my feelings are no longer mixed. The movie has bad opinions on being an artist
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@aescling You're making fun of the spelling and grammar in bumby's post. I can't vouch for the spelling, but I assure you sgraMrt.
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
