Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

maybe the reason ocarina of time was the greatest game of all time was because it had a fishing minigame

i cant believe this is not a shitpost

this isn't even a joke btw

my head is spinning, good show that one is

man kill la kill is like crack for my brain

what year was jesus born?

I seem to have induced a bug in read dead 2 where bounty hunters are chasing me even though I don't have a bounty