Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
the house smells like cinnamon roll 😋
sorry for the shit quality i am still learning how to properly fempreg
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@wallhackio one time i had a fuckin loony tunes moment where i was riding my horse down a dirt path and i saw this fuckin dude on the side of the road next to a dead horse n i was starin at him like "wtf is that all about?" so i wasnt lookin where i was goin and fuckin SLAMMED my character into a sign post and my character fell str8 to the ground while my horse skidded across the ground ahead
my favorite Immersive Detail in read dead redemption 2 is that the fact that if i hit a rock jutting out of the road while riding my horse my character falls off and hilarious rag doll physics ensue for both me and my horse
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I think people don't fully grok that friction is what MAKES a game
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@wallhackio @AsterMeadows i just love videos on my computer
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@AsterMeadows i saw it and immediately thought "aster needs to see this"
loud ass noises outside 
pretty sure v from v for vendetta is transmask
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I'm at the grocery store does anyone want anything
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
