Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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@wallhackio no screenshots (until I figure out how to get them off the switch 2 easily) but I got clodsire in pokopia and I was SO happy
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the worst part of being a todd in the shadows fan is that i know who morgan wallen is
it is hard for me to explain just how much joy building a canal in civ 6 brings me
cleopatra is running a fascist government in my game of civ and everyone wants to go to war with her should i join them
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@aescling @wallhackio here's a screenshots of a newer (2016) Dodge Viper and the older (1999) Dodge Viper for y'all
i just learned that posts on bluesky are sometimes referred to as "skeets" and not to be an old man yelling at clouds, but what the actual fuck
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miko has strong opinions about the fact that I ceased petting him for 0.000002 seconds
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i am normal and can be trusted to check my socket implementation
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bad, bad, bad idea that someone less cis than i am should run with:
every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
but every time a transfeminine person gets bottom surgery, a hairless guinea pig is born. be free, little testicle. be freeeeee
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
