Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

I love aglio e olio but it always makes me hungry in like 2 hours

It is 5pm, and I want a coffee

they called me the c-word in edfn vc

would the @vaporeon_ like a song in english they might actually like

its already 7pm what the fuck???

if i made a ghibli tier list it wouldn't be very interesting because it would be, like, five movies in my "favorites" tier and then everything else would be in the "it's quite good" tier

my toxic trait is that ive played call of duty black ops before

And I'm sorry lovers but The Godfather was just not that good

I'm sorry haters but the Matrix 2 kicks ass and is just as interesting as the first

I replayed the entire first chapter to get the egg, only to learn after rolling that credits that i was also supposed to put it in the FRIDGE

"its the one mario game where you actually feel like you're playing as a plumber."