Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
food
are there any doctors here who can do emergency surgery on zucchini bread?
Lend me your spoons everyone, I'm about to go shopping
⬅️ just voted
Sherclod Holmes
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uspol, exhortation
If it is legal for you to vote today and you haven't yet, please do so.
Even if you haven't registered: many states allow same-day registration.
Even if you think your vote won't matter: margin sizes matter. (And not just to politicians, but to your neighbors, who need all the support they can get.)
Even if you think others will ignore your representatives: they don't even have to ignore anything if you do it for them.
Even if you think an institution is corrupt: take an hour to vote for small improvements (or even the least-bad option), then keep pushing for larger ones.
clod morning
Sherclod Holmes
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deltarune ch 6 "should" come out in 2027
stardew valley 1.7 "might" come out in 2027
cannot wait for these updates to release in 2028!
every time i find a good video on my computer every efdn member spawns three more like some sort of shitpost hydra
Sherclod Holmes
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it's time for no gender november
clod morning my friends
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio you can't just ask someone if they've carved a bottom
One kid tried to sneak two candies and his siblings were deeply offended and chased him down the street to give me the candy back
I miss doing vector calculus...
A young child dressed as Michael Myers silently perused through our candy selection and rejected every option lol
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
