Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
I just realized I spelled "vegetable" wrong in this poll and this will haunt me forever
here at glitchcat i will never ever ever ever ever remember how Fahrenheit is spelled and you WILL like it
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I'm gonna put an entire head of garlic in my tomato sauce because I am a grown ass adult and I can do what I want
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clod morning everyone
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i might be the first person ever in history to say that Overwatch fixed them
i really miss the version of myself that briefly experienced ego death while trying to git gud at Overwatch
Whatever the opposite of a hup is, I just did that
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The boys aren't feeling great, it turns out they were given a shot and a flea/tick treatment yesterday before going to the adoption event (they are WAYY too young to be getting flea/tick) so it's been a rough day but we will get through it
In the meantime they are warming up to Yukon Cornelius, who is being THE sweetest boy in history
I love aglio e olio but it always makes me hungry in like 2 hours
It is 5pm, and I want a coffee
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
