Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

fedi just isn't the same without soft's current hyperfixation flooding my timeline

its really cool that i built a blog by hand but this also means that i have to use the horrible workflow i built for it

I tried so hard to sleep in today but here I am

good morning everybody ​​

My sister and brother-in-law do not know what Undertale or Hatsune Miku is

currently ruining family relationships forever through a game of catan

@AsterMeadows

A Midsummers Night Dream was absolutely hilarious