Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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Me: Aw look you can see their different tails and different ears let me get a photo
Ten seconds later: NO STOP FIGHTING
new charli xcx!!!!
pretty sure i sprained my ankle 
I am going to cat sit a neighbor's cat for two weeks next month so I hope y'all are ready for my deluge of cat photos
are floppy discs soft drives
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He's discovered he can get in through the back of my desk, then if he baps the door it makes a super annoying noise.
hot take
balatro is good, imo
so it turns out that exercising while drunk is unpleasant, actually
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pickled onions 😋
Are people who like frogs scalies?
one of the cool things about being an adult is that i can want some pickled onions and then just go and make some
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if your blog doesnt load 20 megabytes of javascript for each page then what are you even doing
well you see, you need a reactive responsive state management bootstrap docker build pipeline linter formatter unit integration end-to-end testing doc generating transpiler bundler hydration SSR web framework for your blog. its best practice
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
