sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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i really to stop day-drinking coffee and have it in the evening like a functional adult
curling into a pile of fluff next to me while i play on the computer is her favorite activity
The baby is making demands but I can't tell what she wants
new fd signifier :)
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Nano users can have all those meetings cancelled, as a treat
devil's coffee time wheeeeeeeee
My little brother just told me the new superman is movie is "really cheesy but so earnest" so now I'm going to watch it
🎵 this is culturally inappropriate 🎵
I take it back ya'll, five habaneros is kinda a lot
i really to stop day-drinking coffee and have it in the evening like a functional adult
Wow I have sleeping on chipotle chilis in adobo sauce that shit is amazing
Five habaneros was not too many :)
fallout new vegas
i am currently very confused by the game of caravan
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Many know of the premium service known as Coriander Green, but far fewer are aware of the exclusive service known as "Yukon Gold"
Many know of the premium service known as Coriander Green, but far fewer are aware of the exclusive service known as "Yukon Gold"
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"The Lighthouse" is the first feature length adaptation of that cartoon bit where two men are stranded at sea and one of them has got a thought bubble imagining the other man as a big juicy steak and the other had got a thought bubble imagining the other man as a roast turkey
the clipse album FUCKS
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
