Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

i am normal and can be trusted to recruit a reasonable number of mage women to my party

chili is objectively a stew

i am not normal and cannot be trusted with 30 chocolate chip cookies

chili

ah yes I made the chili too spicy, one of my favorite pasttimes

guacamole :)

"Jesus would be so much better if he had elf ears and was also a woman"

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