In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.
@Lady i used an autoformatter, therefore i am without blame :P
@aescling when the skies above were not yet named, nor glitchcat below pronounced by name, catflame, the first one, their moderator and diplomat kibi had mixed their thoughts together but not formed servers, no federated instances; when yet no accounts were manifest, nor usernames pronounced, nor discourse decreed…
@Satsuma i love this but what are you basing this off
@aescling enuma elish
@aescling the one who came into being as the heart and the one who came into being as the tongue, being like the image of cat: it is aescling, the great and powerful, who caused all the users and their accounts to live through this heart and this tongue…the server is watching, the instances federating, the relays receiving posts and they inform the heart. It is what permits every kind of knowledge to originate. It is the server that repeats what the heart conceived. Thus all the users were born and his directory of accounts was completed, for every user has come into being as the conception of the heart and command of the tongue.
(memphite shaboko stone)
@aescling i am the soul of æsc, preeminent of the great cats, who æscends to the sky according to ær desire, who descends to the fedi when ær heart wishes. come in joy for greeting the cat who is in me!
(Hymn to life, from coffin texts spell 80)
@Satsuma purrrfect post (no bias)
@Satsuma STONES FOR THE STONE GOD
@Satsuma DIPLOMATS FOR THE DIPLOMAT GOD
@aescling this was also a historic post I love this
@aescling every once in a while I come back to this post, just to back in its excellence
@wallhackio one of my all time best
@wallhackio this is how i feel about j’s follow up responses to my post btw
Lady, EVOLVED 
@wallhackio @aescling i don’t think non-Catholics should be allowed to use smallcaps; this is appropriation
@Lady @wallhackio almost every bible i have owned over time used them
@aescling @wallhackio why do american evangelicals even care what word was used in the original hebrew/greek/latin
@Lady @wallhackio p sure the fundamentalists do
@aescling @wallhackio weird take for someone who disregards half the book but ok
@aescling cat ꜰ is a unicode character