æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family

ftr my matrix homeserver is currently down indefinitely because it is eating all available ram and cpu when i try to run it lol

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

skitty and delcatty my beloveds

*hbomberguy voice* the other! robot! cowboy!! this is the best game ever!!!!

the thing systemd did get right was its declarative appurroach to purrocess supurrvision

gay pokémon

caleb says he doesn’t think pokémon would be to his tastes, but i remember him also being hopelessly obsessed with pokémon blue when he was five

the moon man