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the world needs more shiny espeon cosplaying as meowscarada

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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

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re: scents, not JUST a kink thing 

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

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reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this 

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

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returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

you can do a lot on an OpenBSD base install without reaching fur ports. the BSD lineage actually ships whole systems

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the BSDs should be more available as options fur a VPS

i like the joke but fur obvious reasons i don’t wanna keep it up lol

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april fool’s day posting 

imagine wanting to be a cat. couldn’t be me

requisite april fool’s day post, “selfie” but not at all 

feeling very humanesque today c:

(photo by Antonio J. Romero Barrera, CC-BY-SA 4.0)

Brothers and Sisters. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1905.

the eternal tragedy of the grass’d catte: “this food needs more salt… fuck i added too much salt”

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someday i will learn how to add a reasonable amount of salt to my food

stop
me if
you’ve heard this one before

girls
like us
are rotten to the core

i find the resulting experience pleasant, to be clear, but i can’t help noticing i’m always out of the loop

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fur some reason i don’t seem to follow people who expose me to anything you could call The Discourse. or maybe it’s just that i disable most people’s boosts

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.