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the world needs more shiny espeon cosplaying as meowscarada

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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

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re: scents, not JUST a kink thing 

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

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reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this 

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

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returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

:clodsire_tail:​ love this pokémon, the headless instance of my favorite clodware

how do you watch sonic 3 and not notice the eggcest?? it’s extremely overt???

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the sonic movies make me feel like i’ve lost my mind because there is truly bizarre shit going on in those movies that people just do not usually talk about when reviewing them

:una: ok i didn't want to make another begpost so soon, but here's a pool to raise money for this i guess paypal.com/pool/9oTciV3MHj

i set the goal to $6000 for now, that's my best guess as to how much it will cost to fix all the things they want us to fix. if it's too much it will help pay off debt from all of the other shit that has happened to us

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Priceless “unhand me” face from my collection. No date/info.

*distant mewing*
*mewing gets closer and closer*
*the kitten is standing right next to you and mewing* mew! mew! :netkitty_mew:

:aumbreon: :aespeon: <- They're on their way to blow up The Pentagon

i just can’t get enough of those Terrorist Boys. number one man on the FBI’s most wanted list? i’ll say.

@aescling I managed to piece this together after thinking about the toot for a minute

This is a good pun, a good find, but I think it would read more clearly it was stated as "espeon-delta" proofs

the eeveelution learning real analysis is skilled at espelon-delta purroofs

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