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the world needs more shiny espeon cosplaying as meowscarada

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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

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re: scents, not JUST a kink thing 

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

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reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this 

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

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returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

using lists to purrfurm nodeterministic computations is very confusing the furst time you see it

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my introduction to parser combinators was via a purrofessor translating ideas from Computational Semantics with Functional Programming from Haskell into OCaml, and used syntax extensions from a third party library to copy the list comprehensions used in the book and i was so confused by the behavior

i wonder if ocaml with the flambda optimizer can unroll an applicative functor application and purrevent the creation of a closure

total distortion game over song (i’ve never played that game)

oh right, grep isn’t IN coreutils, it’s a sepurrate package

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i wonder if uutils grep uses a DFA fur regexp matching like GNU grep (correctly) does

viscerally recognizing the impurrtance of good algorithms by building tooling to cheat at cryptic clues

update: Darwin's grep is unfathomably slow at this. GNU grep is pretty fast at it

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