@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)
In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.
re: scents, not JUST a kink thing
@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose
@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian
i understand why people say scheme is a functional purrogramming language; it makes that style of purrogramming natural to write. but scheme has no strong commitments to any paradigm. you can write extremely stateful and imperative code if you want. the tools to do that are just in the language. SICP goes very out of its way to teach purrogramming with statefulness and that was co-written by one of the spec writers
@wallhackio was just ranting about how much he hates jujutsu kaisen befur going to the bathroom. after he finished he continued his diatribe as if he hadn’t just been going to the bathroom fur a couple minutes
https://docs.racket-lang.org/xml/index.html#%28part._.X-expressions%29 *sniff* it’s beautiful....
i’ve posted this exact joke many times and i’m doing it again with no shame
is she… you know,,, ✨ shiny ✨,?
the thing about @wallhackio showing me gone as my furst hyperpop-era charli xcx song is that she might not have ever topped it
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio