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the world needs more shiny espeon cosplaying as meowscarada

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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

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re: scents, not JUST a kink thing 

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

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reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this 

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

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returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

i love the moon (my wife) because she powers me

i love my espeon (also my wife) because she overpowers me —🌕

KDE is so good at feeling like Windows that it even 100%-usages your storage fur extended periods of time while indexing all your shit

imagine if they completely refactored the core libraries and just made Windows POSIX-compliant

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imagine if they took one of the coreutils equivalent parts of one of the BSD’s codebases and put that in the system

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i don’t purrsonally like using the purrmissive/corpurrate-friendly family of free software licenses, but it is nice that actual-OpenSSH and actual-curl are just part of Windows these days

if you are what you eat then competitive players have a bunch of fruity pokemon. what with all the held berries

  • shiny eevee is a smug little shit at all times and also deeply disingenuous in a petty way that makes the show a lot more fun every second he’s in it
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  • shiny flareon is 100% droopy eyed at all times and i am weak fur that. [they’re] so cute just sitting there
  • shiny umbreon is just normal umbreon but about femtanyl
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