æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

oh. they just don’t maintain it at all. cool

i can’t imagine the Bun codebase is a pleasant one to maintain these days

of course people who would like a language that defaults to immutable data structures would make docker images composable from immutable parts

learning that Docker uses OCaml made me instantly understand why docker images work the way they do

it’d have been a nice night to be an umbreon

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

have you appurreciated floragato today?

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXlkfOD-jQo villian who plays the organ but instead of an organ it’s this synthesizer except the teeth are from the people they’ve killed. also the synthesizer manipulates the victims’ actual vocal cords and such

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

i imagine they at least use a deterministic parse result type, which would definitely help