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me: *playing Twilight Princess*

@Satsuma: [inane question]

me: why are you asking me? i don’t know

@Satsuma: well you are the expert

me: god DAMN it

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@Lady can u imagine if i went to someone else with my Twilight Princess questions tho

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@Satsuma @Lady i’m not even dating you but literally who else would i ask

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@Satsuma @Lady i wish i had an inane question fur the bit now but alas

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@aescling @Satsuma typically Satsu’s come from an extensively literal interpretation of Zelda dungeon design

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@Lady @aescling i mean i don’t necessarily think the water temple looks Exactly Like That but i do think there probably is a zora temple and it probably did serve some purpose at some point so its not unreasonable to wonder what that purpose was

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@Satsuma @aescling babe you were asking why the gorons have spinny platforms in their mines

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@aescling @Lady yes that seems terrible for workplace safety they should take these things more seriously

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@aescling @Lady because its funny to apply OSHA standards to videogames where the risk of the characters injury or death is central to the game mechanics?

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@Satsuma @aescling idk i feel like this joke was kind of exhausted by the time of Portal 2

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