Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

Okay belated introductions post as promised:

I'm satsuma aka satsu aka 🍊 yr resident chronically ill punk, generally operating out of Philly (so EST, timezonewise)

I mostly post about whatever's caught my interest at the moment, which typically includes: cdramas & other fandom stuff (I believe I am the fedi-originator of #Ao3TagOfTheDay ), food (i have a lot of niche food hobbies), cats, the local flora, asexuality & queer theory, and my questionable attempts at learning spanish

this is a bit tedious because the food processor is not hefty enough to break up the 2 tbs black pepper so i have to grind it by hand but for anyone who wants to give it a shot:

1/2 c ish nutritional yeast
2 tbs fine salt
2 tbs black pepper
2 tbs thyme
2 tbs ground coriander seed
3 tbs jerk dry rub seasoning (which i got at the farmers market but contains scallions, cayenne, pimento, more of the ingredients i’m already adding separately, citric acid, and brown sugar)

whiz it in a food processor/blender until everything is a fine and even texture. or dont and accept that it’ll settle unevenly/some of it might not stick

mixing new popcorn seasoning today while the bread bakes

pretty please…

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#florespondence

there’s no option for mixing peanuts in bc thats not a spice but it is a delicious way to use up any canisters of slightly too spicy to eat straight jalepeño peanuts one might have received as a gift (or, purchased for this exact purpose)

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if you’re not feeling creative, https://www.sparklingnightmare.com/magicalname.html suggests a title + noun or personal name formula

Mech names are good, but what is everyone's magical girl transformation name

while i’m having questionable takes, we should teach the college basketball refs how to actually properly count to ten in sign language

if your goal is solely making NFC east make sense virginia does not have a team but unfortunately I already have beef with the virginia cowboys and they don’t even exist yet

pros:
-makes NFC east make some vague geographical sense
-the texans came first which & have a real awkward name if they’re gonna let texas have other teams
- gives new england someone to root for besides the patriots which is great because fuck the patriots

cons:
- cowboys fans might somehow become even worse??? hard to imagine tbh

i’ll let toronto decide whether or not they want to change the name bc it’d be equally funny either way