@Satsuma @Lady @aescling (As I understand it, this is also more or less the same reason Zofran isn't OTC: if you need it, the thinking goes that you should probably have a doctor figuring out what the heck is going on. Which on one hand, I get it, but on the other hand, when one wants Zofran, one doesn't want to be making emergency trips to the doctor and then pharmacy.)
@Lady Yeah, pretty much. Also I kind of want Sprite syrup, because I kind of like it flat? But I'd try a lightly-lime, lightly-carbonated coffee once, at least.