Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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4 is the new funny number. All other funny numbers are thereby declared obsolete.
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re: replying almost a goddamn entire year later
That’s a lot of coffee. what if i ate food?
slay the spire
I FORGOT TO TAKE THE RED KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Complete NYT Crossword Spoiler for 2026-10-18
new contender for the most ridiculous crossword clue i have ever seen
Eminem and Kid Rock released a Christian rap song two days ago
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Sidney Crosby has discovered the radiator.
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Complete NYT Crossword Spoiler for 2026-10-18
new contender for the most ridiculous crossword clue i have ever seen
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She's leaning against my legs and also staring at me like she's daring me to do something about it
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
