Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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in just under the wire for #Caturday, look at this little chair thief
Sherclod Holmes
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@Taweret Foxes are queering the cat/dog binary
I just won this from a neighborhood raffle, god really wants me to start drawing again
I have accidentally been limit testing how long pear butter can last in a freezer
☭
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the council has decided that i am john homestuck
Mulholland Dr. hot take
it is a good movie
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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yummy yummy pineapple 🍍 
I am normal and can be trusted with a half cup of red miso
did i ever flex to my stardew moots that i did, in fact, beat journey of the prairie king without dying once?
lotta videos on my computer today
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
