Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
fedi just isn't the same without soft's current hyperfixation flooding my timeline
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There’s a creature in my bed
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the coworkers question the stability of my standing desk situation
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its really cool that i built a blog by hand but this also means that i have to use the horrible workflow i built for it
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good morning everybody 
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i can be trusted with a crate of dynamite
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My sister and brother-in-law do not know what Undertale or Hatsune Miku is
My sister and brother-in-law do not know what Undertale or Hatsune Miku is
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Volpeon 
currently ruining family relationships forever through a game of catan
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6 programming resolutions
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problematic thigh gap
A Midsummers Night Dream was absolutely hilarious
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
