Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
just remembered a video that made me cry laugh about a year ago and i found it again and have been cry-laughing for five minutes in my room all over again
Sherclod Holmes
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I'm imagining a hypothetical situation where Caleb and I are hanging out IRL and it goes something like this
SCENE: Taco Bell lobby, we're ordering
Me: ...and a bean burrito, no onions
Caleb: I'm reporting you -pulls out phone-
@aescling, on the other end of the phone: Hello?
Caleb: Coriander ordered a burrito without onions
aesc: What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
Caleb: Nothing, I'm just reporting it
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
