Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

my toxic trait is that I much prefer peanut oil over avocado oil

I'm remembering that time when, in preparation for a ten hour drive, I got a bunch album recommendations from my friends.

The evening comes where I start the drive. I start the massive playlist I constructed from my friends. Jamie Paige is playing. Life is good.

Eventually it is 1 in the morning and I am in an Ohio freeway. The sleep deprivation is starting to hit, it is a cloudy night, and there are no street lamps. There is not a soul on the freeway other then myself and anything outside of my car headlights is painted in pitch black.

And at this moment, my car speakers begin to play the entirety of Ethel Cain's "Perverts"

good second morning y'all

morning

I'm in my tomato era

I really enjoy cooking but it tends to take up all my spoons when I do it

Gonna be a big cooking day it seems

me: preseason games are meaningless, the lions won all their preseason games the year they went 0-16

also me: HASSANEIN SACKED JOE BURROW WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

why does he look like roblox

genuinely very surprised that women lost

Fields of Misandry

and thorsty

hungy

saying hi to amy is part of my daily routine at this point

I still haven't recovered from that time my younger brother noticed that I had 80000000 apps on my phone open simultaneously and he showed me how to close them all while calling me a boomer

I'm trying something, and am gonna put tomato sauce in a slow cooker for infinity hours

don't tell anyone but I just ate a cookie BEFORE dinner