Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
stardew valley winter music
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@wallhackio This is from a couple months ago but here she is dressed up for pride
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Friendly orange floof with a curled tail and plaintive meow.
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☭
Clodsire Bumby
I do love when a mutual starts scrolling through your profile and boosts your Greatest Hits
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i am software egineer
fantastic videogame, but 100% was not at all worth it, do not recommend doing that
the caldwell-gervais yeehaw video is very good
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apparently it is controversial to believe that it is wrong to purposefully throw a 142 gram sphere at 90mph at someone
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@wallhackio you talk mean shit but you didn’t even notice they hit one of their home runs because you were too busy reading movie reviews on your phone
obsession
didn't expect it to be so darkly funny
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
