Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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Kimothee
Benndolyn
Gwenjamin
Lexavier
Stanielle
Pamuel
are also acceptable.
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Reject convention
Name your child Jimberly
Make everyone mad
Ladies and gentlemen the future is here. And it’s about a hundred feet above the Arby’s.
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Old man yells at Clod[sire] 
the one "old man yells at clouds" i allow myself to have is that aesthetic should not be pronounced with a 't' where the 'th' is, that is Wrong
didn't really care much for nolan's odyssey
July 31, 2026
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fuck it i will watch the odyssey tomorrow
TODAY IS THURSDAY? WHAT HAPPENED TO WEDNESDAY???
my car no longer makes weird noises, and best of all, they charged me $69 
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@coriander the worms have adapted to the situation and are now quite fond of baseball.
contentious clodboy hip hop opinion
kanye west's graduation is Fine. it's not an incredible album.
and if this is supposed to be the "old" kanye before he got Weird, go listen to drunk and hot girls and see if you still feel that way
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
