Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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apparently i hit the 2000 hour mark is super smash bros ultimate 💀💀💀
6 out of every 7 fedi users have HORRIBLE opinions
why the hell in read dead 2 is a cougar more dangerous than a camp of two dozen gang members with guns
this is still the funniest thing that happened to me in the game so far
my toxic trait is that i like white people tacos
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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one of the most impressive things about red dead redemption 2 is its realistic depictions of wildlife
I am working through a bunch of the stupid completionist challenges read dead 2 offers and I genuinely believe some of them were not playtested
to this day scientists are still trying to figure out how caravan from fallout new vegas works
Sherclod Holmes
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he will be returned to the store with original receipt
they should have a kind of basement that doesn't have fucking stairs i need to climb
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
