Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
i am normal and can be trusted to start a new game of civ at a reasonable hour
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The specific ocean...
really bums me out that fascism is objectively very powerful in Civ 6
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@wallhackio @aescling SKI-DAP BI-DAP
BUTTHOLE
7 Wonders good
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Hey gamers!!! Multiplaying Game Night returns!! Join me, @monorail, @holly, @wallhackio, and @katrani as we play some 7 Wonders! It's a board game! Or well a card game I guess. https://www.twitch.tv/the_ti_
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Bumby the Loaf
typescript has been kicking my ass the past 24 hours 
"i bust constantly" - coriander the golbin, 2026
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Hot as fuck outside
shout outs to that one time that a coworker pushed code to main that changed 600 different files and the commit message was simply "hold on to your butts"
May have been a tactical error to consume this during a heat advisory warning but fuck it, we ball
oh damn the "extra hot" golden curry brand is not fucking around
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
