Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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nintendo should invent a regional variant of clodsire that's unmistakably a whale just to throw more gas on this fire
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@wallhackio Wild we've only been friends for like a year and a half tbh
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i haven't been posting over here much, but here's a quick update:
furious I lived 30.95 years without having Tapatio in my life
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her: you better not be scheming some evil plan
my conniving ass:
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It's an urban legend that Oppenheimer said "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" after witnessing the first successful atomic bomb detonation. What he actually said was "wow, this blew up, check out my soundcloud"
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you've heard of truth tables, now get ready for lie algebra
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go go gadget: third coffee!
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ghostface is the one mii i dont really introduce to other miis on my tomodachi life because it's funny to alienate him from society
except for, for some reason, he is ultra friends with coriander
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
