Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
oh my god its 7pm where is my dinner
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stardew valley
according to my math star fruit is more valuable than ancient fruit long term????
im sure theres a funny caption for this but i cant think of one
The Matrix 4 is funny because it is a cinematic disaster but it was also amazing. You should watch it
(kemona_halftau) 
what the hell is 17776
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I first watched Dan Olson's In Search of a Flat Earth without knowing what QAnon was and it was one of the most terrifying things I have ever watched
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the discourse du jour
All this reminds me of a song by the band Dead Pioneers called "The Caucasity" and oh goddess, the caucasity of all this.
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h this one was being majestic. Don't have new photos of the other two
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🔍 
⬅️ full of beans
syscatmin will be the death of me
what if I made a third coffee 🤔
It seems we need a tiebreaker! My roommates and I watch a movie every Friday. What should be the next movie we watch?
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
