Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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there is a stardew valley speedrunner named TheAlGoreRhythm
what if i watched fd signifier's drake-v-kendrick video for the 1020321301230120120th time tonight
stardew valley
just got assigned my wife for the Feast of the Winter Star lolllllllll
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Oh you know what day it is #InternationalCotylorhynchusDay
It's so funny that Fire Emblem Three Houses is not really that horny given some of what I've seen from Awakening, while at the same time it also indulges in fetishes I have literally never ever even thought of before
there is no greater joy than sniping a mutual with a toot that they immediately favorite and boost
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I'm opening fedi while in public, wish me luck
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it's actually fine to eat silica gel packets, the "do not eat" printed on it is actually directed at the workers on the factory line so they dont get confused with the ones that they are supposed to eat
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so my ridiculous little dog today ran around bothering my parents until my dad had to lead her down the hall and shut her in my rooms with me. and then she came to step all over my keyboard and try to eat my boogers until i tossed a blanket over her like a misbehaving parrot being told to go to sleep.
at which point she flopped down and slept so hard i got to see da teefs.
...also she tried to roll onto my laptop for tummy rubs #maplepls
i was going to make fun of my stardew character knowing how to make tacos while not knowing the recipe for tortillas before realizing that i, in real life, have the same knowledge
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
