Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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so my ridiculous little dog today ran around bothering my parents until my dad had to lead her down the hall and shut her in my rooms with me. and then she came to step all over my keyboard and try to eat my boogers until i tossed a blanket over her like a misbehaving parrot being told to go to sleep.
at which point she flopped down and slept so hard i got to see da teefs.
...also she tried to roll onto my laptop for tummy rubs #maplepls
i was going to make fun of my stardew character knowing how to make tacos while not knowing the recipe for tortillas before realizing that i, in real life, have the same knowledge
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@wallhackio it's relieving to know such a legendary detective is on this case
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i miss season 9 cassidy so bad he was so yeehaw, so sugoi
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real man get temporarily IP banned from glitchcat
I am going through all the NPC relationship progression and I forgot just how off-putting Clint really is lmao
what the fuck do i do with my baby its just sitting there
I once went 19-0 in a game of quickplay and I felt like I ascended to a higher plane of existence
in season 9 the TTK was shifted close to BF1's TTK and Zenyatta and Cassidy were S-tier it was literally like they designed the game for me specifically
i miss season 9 cassidy so bad he was so yeehaw, so sugoi
the greatest day of my gaming career was when i got accused of hacking in overwatch 2
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yellow rice is so much tastier than white rice
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absolute zero cold take: children making art good
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my neighbor invited me over for drinks and while consuming a margarita his cat hopped on my lap
you might not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
