Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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#TerraTheDog earlier in the day. She's been cozy most of the day.
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computer touching
oh no scope in bash is FUCKED
they should give me 80k/year with benefits to teach college level physics
now that im a few hundred lines deep in my bash scripts it is clear to me that i am in too complex a task for bash to be enjoyable but fuck it we ball
here on glitchcat you WILL see my youtube tracking parameters and you WILL like it!!!
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plantains are MUCH better when ripe
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Rio: No, I wasn’t just chewing on this tasty purple cable. Why are you looking at me?
i thought i was learning bash scripting but what im really learning is regex
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re: Do not run this on your computer
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ @aescling who up forking they bomb
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the devil on my shoulder tells me to keep working on code while the angel is reminding me to drink water
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this year for lent I'm giving up unemployment
[amy winehouse voice] they tried to make me use a makefile, and I said no, no, no
apparently i have been committing bash script crimes
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@babe George loves his banana like Egg loves his bathmat!
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re: food
@The_T mashed potatoes are a form of bread soup and therefore a sandiwch
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
