Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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this year for lent I'm giving up unemployment
[amy winehouse voice] they tried to make me use a makefile, and I said no, no, no
apparently i have been committing bash script crimes
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@babe George loves his banana like Egg loves his bathmat!
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re: food
@The_T mashed potatoes are a form of bread soup and therefore a sandiwch
re: settling a family argument with a fedi poll
:
settling a family argument with a fedi poll
Poll is in the reply!
You land on the chance tile shown here and pick up the card that says "Advance to the nearest station."
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Today in 'find someone who loves you as much as Egg loves his bath mat'
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☭
Do not run this on your computer
@wallhackio @aescling Is Clodsire familiar with this invocation?
:(){ :|:& };:
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uh oh bash scripts are fun
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ive been earning my computer toucher license back the past couple days
if they would invent a type of cooking that doesn't require cleaning then we would live in a utopia
I'm sorry computer touchers but I HATE sysadmin fuck this shit nothing ever works
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if i was put in lord rings and had to defeat sauron i would just run in circles around him until he got dizzy and died. because i have played super mario 64 before and know how eyeballs work
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I will repeatedly post this until you like it.
I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEME
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
