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I will repeatedly post this until you like it.

I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEME

my body is a machine that turns pictures of bumble into free boosts

if i was put in lord rings and had to defeat sauron i would just run in circles around him until he got dizzy and died. because i have played super mario 64 before and know how eyeballs work

i am biologically incapable of not making my food too spicy

Considering how well they adapted A Christmas Carol, I’m all for a Muppet version of Wuthering Heights.

I think we’ll have to keep Heathcliff as the human actor.

is there a good tool out there for organizing twitter bookmarks? i have a lot of bangers in there but it's a fucking dump of two years of posts and i can never find anything from it anymore

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.