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I will repeatedly post this until you like it.

I WORKED HARD ON THIS MEME

my body is a machine that turns pictures of bumble into free boosts

if i was put in lord rings and had to defeat sauron i would just run in circles around him until he got dizzy and died. because i have played super mario 64 before and know how eyeballs work

i am biologically incapable of not making my food too spicy

is there a good tool out there for organizing twitter bookmarks? i have a lot of bangers in there but it's a fucking dump of two years of posts and i can never find anything from it anymore

the opposite of left is

It turns out that you can, in fact, make brioche even if you fuck up the instructions in multiple places

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.