Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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@wallhackio @vaporeon_ @cam clod computing
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men will literally make homemade chicken soup
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my art journey demands that i start using non-mastodon sites to promote my art, so here are a few places you can find me!! 🌸
help a soft, give a boost? 
bsky https://bsky.app/profile/softgem.bsky.social
tumblr https://fairy-pebbles.tumblr.com
☕ https://ko-fi.com/fairypebbles
they should invent a type of @Lucy that I can @ with a lowercase L
Okay I finally got Completionist+ in Balatro.
This is not hard to do once you understand why pairs are overpowered
It is worth spending $500 dollars so I can play Super Mario Strikers
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It ends up that three chili dogs is WAY too many chili dogs
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I've misspelled goblin on purpose so often lately that I spelled it correctly and it looked wrong to me
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I played a Peach on Melee who, in the course of 5 games, pulled 3 stitches and a beam sword
It must be embarrassing to lose when God likes you more
unfortunately the video was made by someone who likes AI and used AI-generated imagery throughout the video :(
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Meat
I'm trying to eat my gabagool in peace but am bothered by the presence of this rascal with designs on my snack
gonna make dinner while listening to a 2 hour youtube video that slanders c++
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A BF bundled his cat in his house coat before taking a shower.
He just stayed there warm and cozy the whole time until he came back from showering. Not even a whine from him. Just a content purrito.
#catsofmastodon
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
