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The thing about Barnaby is he's somehow even dumber than he looks

cryptic clue whose definition is “anagram indicator?” and whose solution is ANYTHING

How many roommates does it take to procure a five dollar bill?

The entire bag of avocados is ripe it's a Christmas miracle!!!

i used to think i was smart because i could do calculus but then i tried to read foucault and realized i knew nothing

maybe taking a second weed gummy would have fixed me

@sidd_harth0_5h4h he says “I can’t help but notice you’re not giving me my little bedtime snack”

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.