Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
I was supposed to play fire emblem all day how could this happen
oops I was productive today
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I thought it might be fun to do a kin onion, not for characters, but for whole works of art
I tried to pick things that were formative and not necessarily my favorite. It was very painful not to put Outer Wilds, Tar, and Charli XCX on here but I felt that skewing to art I experienced while younger was important
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food poll for Mastodon to argue over
If you fold a pizza slice does that make it sandwich
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time to find out if @aescling and I are normal and can be trusted with 90 costco hot dogs
I am normal and can be trusted to be able to buy a reasonable number of groceries from costco
I only trust your coding tutorial if there is no commentary and the only sound is a royalty free electronic music track
costco is such a good store for when you want way too much of something that you didn't need but it's at a really good price
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really don't want to go the DMV today
the nyt crossword was absolutely insane for a tuesday
my toxic trait is that I don't skim the fat off my stew
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
