Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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Knives Out 3 was awesome
Hot Chocolate:
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I had a cat who hated the smell of an air freshener we had, but would deliberately go up and smell it every time he was near it, just to verify how appalling it was and be annoyed by it all over again. Well, that's how a lot of people appear to use social media.
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Which is the worst offense?
this is a public service announcement to let ya'll know that This War of Mine is $1.99 on steam right now
@aescling play ghost trick
Which is the worst offense?
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Mathematician who fucked up: ah, my topologies
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it was extremely difficult to write a description for this video
sportsball
There have been 596 teams in NFL history which have had a +150 total yard differential and +3 turnover differential. The median point differential in these games is +29
After last night, the Rams are one of only two of these teams in NFL history who lost
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sportsball
@coriander @SportsGoblin wait the seahawks fucking won lmao?????????????????????????????????????????????
re: sportsball
that was so dumb it wrapped around to being amazing
sportsball
just saw the two-point conversion lmao
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
