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viviposting 

for some reason today vivi has decided that her favorite place to play with her mouse is next to the cleaning cabinet that is sufficiently low that if she knocks it under the cabinet she can't get it out.

like, every time i throw the mouse for her, she goes and grabs it, then goes and brings it to that spot and plays with it a little while, and if she manages not to lose it then she takes it somewhere else (such as back to me)

why are goblins writing defying gravity slander on my timeline

Game awards 

Geoff keighley talks about video games like a megachurch youth group pastor talks about jesus

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Eating freezer taquitos and watching twitch streams is enby culture

Hey all,

I've been an iOS dev since 2010 and am looking for work. I've shipped dozens of apps over my career, of varying levels of size and scope.

Have quite a schmorgasboard of other skills too including writing mobile-supporting backends in java and python.

If your company is looking for someone with that skillset, or you're looking for someone to do freelance, consider giving me a holler!

:boost_ok:

#getfedihired

my husband is doing jumping exercises and says he is getting "better at jumping" but also says that it will be "a long time" before he can learn to double jump

did you know? every time we touch, i get this feeling? and did you know? every time we kiss i swear i could fly?

re: Message from Mr Mittens 

@wallhackio I will share that with him but I think he already knows my account is his

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