Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
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holy shit what a catch!
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@wallhackio [INTENSE SUCTION BYSTANDERS CAN ONLY DESCRIBE LATER AS KIRBY-ESQUE]
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are there more lions fans than cowboys fans in the stadium??
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good start to the half lol
i am normal and can be trusted with 10 servings of homemade gumbo
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interviewer: "you guys are the best offense in the league, what's going wrong?"
coach: "we're not actually that good"
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bringing back my video game idea where the goal is to have penetrative sex (you're topping) but it's with qwop mechanics
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MONTY!!!
happy foxgirl friday everybody
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is this a fucking joke
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Got some Indian food and the Lions are about to kick off
Not bad an evening
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@maple It should be goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?
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place select the option you idendify most strongly with
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@aescling I have never and will never say anything but "pop"
Except if you're talking about grape soda, for some reason that's not pop
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evil clodsire that uses LLM's would be called claudesire
my stupid fucking ass agreed to see if some furniture on the side of the road would look good in my room, forgetting that this would require that i carry said furniture up two flights of stairs
Advent of Clod
boosted
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
