I'm ngl after @aescling called it the Extremely Fat Dick Network I've never gotten the acronym mixed up
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@coriander a friend described it promptly as "Victorian child pleading not to be sent to the workhouse or up the chimney again" and absolutely fuckin sent me because yes, that is what she is channeling EXACTLY
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt