Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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hi @coriander @SportsGoblin we aren't getting the lions game today and my favorite 🏴☠️ site is not working so im counting on your toots to keep me updated on the lions game
the souls games are awesome but also, who decided that in a dual-stick control scheme that a fucking face button should sprint. why would you do that
gonna give myself carpal tunnel again if i don't develop more disciplined granblue inputs owie
a fridge full of soup and apple butter :)
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Girls I think Disco Elysium might be the greatest game of all time
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@wallhackio Reported for showing me this abomination
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@wallhackio I had a stroke reading that.
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listening to caleb's least favourite song
The Boy is very sneezy today
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Abject-oriented programming
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@aescling @wallhackio @cam @coriander You were basically correct, but you missed some important details
My timeline this morning has been dominated by moon cat and bird fujoshi
bountiful grokery run today
sounds like efdn is peak again
I made fried chicken today and while it turned out tasty I also made the rookie mistake of using the exact amount of spices listed on the recipe instead of doubling them
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
