Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Found a gas station yesterday with red beans and rice in some Tupperware for $2, I got good food and Tupperware for $2 fuck yeah
just took an eleven hour "nap", oopsie
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@wallhackio 👀 You're the JavaScript dev, you need to test it...
type of guy with a ruinous sleep schedule
I am the sleepiest
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its so annoying that misery business is a damn good song giving that the lyrics are so mean-spirited
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the secret hath been finally uncovered!
@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network
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still not over my EFDN fat cock award dream
about to drive 10 hours again fuck everything
just fell for a siivagunner rip fuck my chungus life
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theres too many games, they need to stop for a bit
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just discovered a youtube channel run by a former jeopardy contestant who does the nyt mini, crossword and then provides commentary on it, and then does connections all in 15-20 minutes daily and and i have never felt so humbled in my life
type of guy who doesnt know how to spell jepoardy
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
