Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

"competitive melee is comprised of approximately 70% lesbians. Now, is this true? No, but it is important"

i had some tylenol and ate some food and had a small amount of caffeine and now i feel much better

Headache for no reason kind of day it seems

I got yesterday's purple category in connections as my first guess and that may have been my peak as a human

hi @amy I figured out why you're not good at smash bros:

thinking about the time that my mom said she wanted to join twitter because elon was there

so then me, my younger sister, and me were like "no you absolutely should not do that, thats a terrible idea" and then she was like "well that justs makes me want to join it more"

https://xcancel.com/knighteanight/status/1975113047225369082

https://xcancel.com/pizza990/status/1974187629081211094

THE BILLS AND EAGLES LOST TODAY

playing jackbox every day for the rest of my life would fix me

im glad the lions won but what the actual fuck is that offensive line

caleb "flavor flav" clodsire

very relieved we got that TD drive because the momentum was not looking good