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Perhaps we should have expected the country which uses nonsensical concepts like "inches" or "feet" or "miles" to make the most convoluted sport of all time

I'm not sure which is more convoluted, the C++ standard or the American football rulebook

when I was like 24 (or so? i don't remember) i mentioned to a friend of a mine that I always got headaches when I drank alcohol and she was like "maybe you're just dehydrated?"

and then i started drinking more water and it never happened again and also i started feeling a lot better and healthier what the fuck

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It is crazy how I lived the majority of my life constantly dehydrated and never realized

I've felt slightly weird all day. I tried playing videogames but I don't feel up for it. I'm gonna lie down the rest of the night I think.

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the chiefs genuinely looked bad, which means they are going to win the superbowl. fuck.

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the chiefs are going to look bad all season and make the superbowl again, aren't they

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every morning I wake up and thank god I am not a bears fan

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We went for it on fourth and goal when up by 24 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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bad officiating is good actually when it helps my home team

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I missed the drive where we got a touchdown how are lions lookin

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wait the mushroom guy in the mushroom level is part of a secret ending lmao?

I don't feel weird from the vaccine this time, usually i start getting shivers around now

potato leek soup has a subtle flavor but immersion blending the broth does a lot for it

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