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the woke left won't laugh at my jokes because they are too busy asking if i am okay

God: slaps roof of Caleb this baby can fit so much mental illness in it

i can't get the over the fact that my dad knows what hawk tuah is

the purpose of character writing is not to develop interesting characters, but instead to kill them to subvert audience expectations

that moment when you are two milliseconds slower than Lesbian Foot Slave

anyway, that was my biggest jump scare of 2025, and i've watched Weapons

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70 minutes into my peak run: oooooh a "scoutmaster's bugle", i wonder what this does :)

I just got reported for being a contrarian I am so proud of this community

My toxic trait is that I really really like the Party Rock Anthem

i am normal and can be trusted with an entire block of cheddar cheese

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.