sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
thank you TI-BASIC for teaching me how to program when i was 12 i owe you everything
fallout new vegas has a great opening
sherclod holmes
boosted
"But Sherclod! Wooper has to have stolen my Dynamo Badge. But only Wooper and Simisear have no alibi for that night, and poison residue was found at the scene of the crime!"
"It's true that we found some poison residue near the safe. However, I discovered a vial of Wooper poison in a nearby facility. It is clear that perpetrator spilled some after committing the crime to frame Wooper."
"But that's just speculation, Sherclod. Show me some proof!"
"That is not all. How could Wooper have opened the safe... if it has no hands?"
"What?!!!!"
"Furthermore, there were burn marks left on the safe, as well as on the doorknob on the only door leading to the room. Simisear is the only suspect who could have done the crime."
"So, what's your saying, Sherclod, is that the perpetrator--"
"--was elemental, my dear Wattson."
debian is running at a snail's pace, which i hope is because i need to download the driver for my graphics card, but i cannot get it because i do not know the root user password
Debian installed! 🔍 
on what planet is the F2 key what opens the BIOS
"But Sherclod! Wooper has to have stolen my Dynamo Badge. But only Wooper and Simisear have no alibi for that night, and poison residue was found at the scene of the crime!"
"It's true that we found some poison residue near the safe. However, I discovered a vial of Wooper poison in a nearby facility. It is clear that perpetrator spilled some after committing the crime to frame Wooper."
"But that's just speculation, Sherclod. Show me some proof!"
"That is not all. How could Wooper have opened the safe... if it has no hands?"
"What?!!!!"
"Furthermore, there were burn marks left on the safe, as well as on the doorknob on the only door leading to the room. Simisear is the only suspect who could have done the crime."
"So, what's your saying, Sherclod, is that the perpetrator--"
"--was elemental, my dear Wattson."
I finally achieved perfection in Stardew Valley, now there is room in my brain to install linux
hello everybody it is me, sherclod holmes
stardew valley, spoilers
well, im never doing that ever again
I complain about it a lot, but I actually like Jumino Kart a lot
its so funny that andor is great given that it is a prequel that nobody asked for to a movie that was, itself, a prequel that nobody asked for
concernedape is an absolute psychopath for putting jumino cart in a game like stardew valley
I didn't have curry powder on hand so I was nervous but the curry turned out really good 🍛
Every time I ask myself "should I add yeast extract to it" the answer is always yes
It ends up i could have used even more ginger, lol
I'm making curry right now and we're about to find out if it's possible to use too much ginger root
@aescling is the tf machine you actually transforming into these different characters or are you meowscarada using magical illusion powers to disguise as these other characters
sherclod holmes
boosted
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@wallhackio It makes perfect sense to me; being able to playfully argue about inane bullshit is a core component of friendship to me =P
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
