Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
i got an oil change today and the guy checked my filter in the process and then noticed that there was a box of cigarettes in my glove box
i don't smoke
no one in my family smokes
none of my friends smoke
where the fuck did these cigarettes come from
28 Days Later was really good movie, what a pleasant surprise
@aescling fourth-highest on all of r/smashbros. not on all of reddit
shout outs to when @aescling uploaded a gif of this clip onto r/smashbros and it briefly became the 4th-highest upvoted post of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u257smqnInk&t=105s
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@wallhackio @amy hey @monorail make Angry Sun an emoji
even though sunday was a full day ago, it is never too late to send a prayer to the Holy Loaf:
https://x.com/PostsOfCats/status/1929232381505905095
Contractors won't come in to fix my AC until tomorrow 🔥💀🔥
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@wallhackio Issuing a correction to my previous post regarding Eeveelution sizes
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ACAB
i need a sicko
i'm holding out for a sicko till the end of the night
and he's gotta haha
he's gotta say yes
at the window with look of delight
Type of guy who eats insanely spicy ramen during a heat wave
stardew valley
how do i move the goblin???
it is so fucking hot outside that it is worth tolerating my parent's insane political discourse fuck this chungus earth
new superbunnyhop, new big joel :)
Why did @aescling just favorite an obscure toot I wrote a full year ago how did you find that
Just someone on twitter ask grok who jd vance is
It is hot. In Topeka
I took an extremely ill-advised nap and now it is 11:30pm and I am wide awake
Subnautica is a really cool videogame because I have never been afraid of the ocean and then I played it and now I am afraid of the ocean
90! Degrees In the Apartment
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
