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i got an oil change today and the guy checked my filter in the process and then noticed that there was a box of cigarettes in my glove box

i don't smoke

no one in my family smokes

none of my friends smoke

where the fuck did these cigarettes come from

28 Days Later was really good movie, what a pleasant surprise

shout outs to when @aescling uploaded a gif of this clip onto r/smashbros and it briefly became the 4th-highest upvoted post of all time youtube.com/watch?v=u257smqnIn

even though sunday was a full day ago, it is never too late to send a prayer to the Holy Loaf:
x.com/PostsOfCats/status/19292

Contractors won't come in to fix my AC until tomorrow 🔥💀🔥

@wallhackio Issuing a correction to my previous post regarding Eeveelution sizes

i need a sicko

i'm holding out for a sicko till the end of the night

and he's gotta haha
he's gotta say yes
at the window with look of delight

Type of guy who eats insanely spicy ramen during a heat wave

stardew valley 

how do i move the goblin???

it is so fucking hot outside that it is worth tolerating my parent's insane political discourse fuck this chungus earth

Why did @aescling just favorite an obscure toot I wrote a full year ago how did you find that

Just someone on twitter ask grok who jd vance is

I took an extremely ill-advised nap and now it is 11:30pm and I am wide awake

Subnautica is a really cool videogame because I have never been afraid of the ocean and then I played it and now I am afraid of the ocean

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.