Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Contractors won't come in to fix my AC until tomorrow 🔥💀🔥
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio Issuing a correction to my previous post regarding Eeveelution sizes
Sherclod Holmes
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i need a sicko
i'm holding out for a sicko till the end of the night
and he's gotta haha
he's gotta say yes
at the window with look of delight
Type of guy who eats insanely spicy ramen during a heat wave
stardew valley
how do i move the goblin???
it is so fucking hot outside that it is worth tolerating my parent's insane political discourse fuck this chungus earth
new superbunnyhop, new big joel :)
Why did @aescling just favorite an obscure toot I wrote a full year ago how did you find that
Just someone on twitter ask grok who jd vance is
It is hot. In Topeka
I took an extremely ill-advised nap and now it is 11:30pm and I am wide awake
Subnautica is a really cool videogame because I have never been afraid of the ocean and then I played it and now I am afraid of the ocean
90! Degrees In the Apartment
about to go the grocery store, call me clodsmeijer
hi @vaporeon_ how do you think "meijer" is pronounced
HELP I need a translator asap
https://x.com/korin8399/status/1936349651625783452
I'm gonna turn into clodsfire again if maintenance doesn't fix this shit
The AC is broken again send help
i just spelled braggadocious correctly first try give me an award
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
