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i need a sicko

i'm holding out for a sicko till the end of the night

and he's gotta haha
he's gotta say yes
at the window with look of delight

Type of guy who eats insanely spicy ramen during a heat wave

stardew valley 

how do i move the goblin???

it is so fucking hot outside that it is worth tolerating my parent's insane political discourse fuck this chungus earth

Why did @aescling just favorite an obscure toot I wrote a full year ago how did you find that

Just someone on twitter ask grok who jd vance is

I took an extremely ill-advised nap and now it is 11:30pm and I am wide awake

Subnautica is a really cool videogame because I have never been afraid of the ocean and then I played it and now I am afraid of the ocean

about to go the grocery store, call me clodsmeijer

I'm gonna turn into clodsfire again if maintenance doesn't fix this shit

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i just spelled braggadocious correctly first try give me an award

if it reached 87 degrees inside your apartment today then you are cute af

stardew valley 

how do i catch the void salmon

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.