Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
jumino cart has ruined my life
@monorail holly glaceon:
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@The_T probably not; goto considered harmful :P
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
stardew valley, very minor spoilers
don't ask me how long it took me to find Lewis's "lucky shorts" 
i am very bad at chess when i am on 3 hours of sleep and have a headache
dont ever play stardew valley this game is digital crack
hi, if you can read this then you are cute
super smash bros ultimate is one of my favorite videogames of all time, and also i kind of hate it
its so weird that blobfish are real
the steve player died at 34% center stage while the mario was in disadvantage.......
super smash bros ultimate is so fucked up
https://fxtwitter.com/Kurama_Smash/status/1931414912120832453
stardew valley, spoilers?
so this game is a rougelike dungeoncrawler disguised as a farming simulator?
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I know we're not allowed to share greentexts here but this one is really good and deserves exception
allergies 
rejoice, all, for saturdamy came early today
anyone want to see an anteater straight on
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
