Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
who would win a fight?
Sherclod Holmes
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my colleagues in undergrad would call me "Mr. Integral" because I enjoyed solving integrals so much
i got nerd sniped very hard by a challenging integral the other day
XML configuration will be the death of me today.
her: you better not be the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits
me:
Man, I Love caFeine
Sherclod Holmes
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re: all caps
@wallhackio god furbid i gain the ire of a clod on fire
at least while grass type
all caps
HEY
I DONT WORK HERE
AND IF I DID
I WOULDN'T SELL YOU SHIT
i am software eggineer
listening to playboi carti makes me feel like the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits
Sherclod Holmes
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Before posting anything, always subject your post to the Socrates' Triple Filter Test. Ask yourself:
1. Is the post I'm about to make true?
2. Is the post I'm about to make good?
3. Is the post I'm about to make useful?
Only if you've answered "No" to all three can you click the "Send post" button 
the fact that avocados are incredibly good for you is probably the best justification for worshipping god
the new pfp is eggceptional, thank you @vaporeon_
hi everybody i am dr eggbman
they shut off the water for maintenance. just as i got really thirsty. what has this world come to
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
