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who would win a fight?

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my colleagues in undergrad would call me "Mr. Integral" because I enjoyed solving integrals so much

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i got nerd sniped very hard by a challenging integral the other day

XML configuration will be the death of me today.

i worship at the church of the Big Ass Dandelion

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her: you better not be the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits

me:

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@wallhackio god furbid i gain the ire of a clod on fire

at least while grass type

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HEY
I DONT WORK HERE
AND IF I DID
I WOULDN'T SELL YOU SHIT

listening to playboi carti makes me feel like the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits

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Before posting anything, always subject your post to the Socrates' Triple Filter Test. Ask yourself:
1. Is the post I'm about to make true?
2. Is the post I'm about to make good?
3. Is the post I'm about to make useful?
Only if you've answered "No" to all three can you click the "Send post" button
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the fact that avocados are incredibly good for you is probably the best justification for worshipping god

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the new pfp is eggceptional, thank you @vaporeon_

they shut off the water for maintenance. just as i got really thirsty. what has this world come to

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