Big Clodsire with Tiny Balloon @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
her: you better not be the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits
me:
Man, I Love caFeine
Big Clodsire with Tiny Balloon
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re: all caps
@wallhackio god furbid i gain the ire of a clod on fire
at least while grass type
all caps
HEY
I DONT WORK HERE
AND IF I DID
I WOULDN'T SELL YOU SHIT
i am software eggineer
listening to playboi carti makes me feel like the dancing teensie from the rayman 3 credits
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Before posting anything, always subject your post to the Socrates' Triple Filter Test. Ask yourself:
1. Is the post I'm about to make true?
2. Is the post I'm about to make good?
3. Is the post I'm about to make useful?
Only if you've answered "No" to all three can you click the "Send post" button 
the fact that avocados are incredibly good for you is probably the best justification for worshipping god
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the new pfp is eggceptional, thank you @vaporeon_
hi everybody i am dr eggbman
they shut off the water for maintenance. just as i got really thirsty. what has this world come to
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If it is difficult for you to make your controls rebindable, you made the game incorrectly
what is a shame regarding goldeneye 64 is that its single player campaign, while bad, has a lot of compelling ideas that deserve to be done better:
- finite health! you only one life and missions usually take 10-15 minutes, so your mistakes have consequences!
- open-ended, sandbox-y level design (the way this is implemented is a net negative because they go too far, creating formless, maze-like levels, but the idea is fundamentally good)
- the game is fundamentally objective-based, so you won't win just by getting to the end of the level. they squeeze a lot out of some relatively small environments this way
- the most interesting approach to difficulty i have ever seen in a shooter (difficulty not only improves AI accuracy and increases their health, but also adds additional, extremely non-trivial objectives)
to be fair, i've never played the multiplayer, which was the whole damn reason it was popular in the first place.
the single player campaign is one of the most consistently infuriating gaming experiences i have ever had
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@wallhackio All your takes are hot takes. You're literally on fire.
today's evil hot take is that goldeneye 64 is not a very good videogame, sorry.
I worship at the church of the big ass dandelion
kept afloat by big ideas.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
