clodboy @wallhackio@cat.family

Since my laptop and I literally cannot work I am now getting paid to learn whatever programming I want until IT fixes it

Yeah my work laptop is dead dead

oop there i go again. just straight wonkin it.

hi @Lady I wrote a project that generates json would you like to judge me for it

https://github.com/calebmsword/sym-data

this is fine

i need a FUCKING cat

pretty sure my work laptop is completely fucked

My work laptop is borked I literally cannot do my job right now

I tied for first at a recent work trivia game because I know how many tsps are in a tbsp I'm so glad I learned how to cook

so proud of this community. for voting on this perfectly

I will give the first person to correctly explain why this compiles a nice compliment

#include <iostream>

class A {};

int main() {
  std::cout << &(A() = a) << "\n"; 
}

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its crazy how in this new, fucked-up cornball era of super smash bros ultimate that top level joker now looks fair and balanced

Apparently it is literally canon that Donald Trump owns the Death Note

this is getting interesting