Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
I started reading moby dick and bro the narrator is the rambliest motherfucker of all time
i am the worst crossworder of all time
just made the most astringent cup of coffee every created by a human
Just watched the first episode. It feels like a really good episode of The Twilight Zone that they decided to make into a series. Strong start.
doechii good
no one voted for the last option, a lot of cowards here
i hate listened to drake's new album and then felt guilty so then i listened to doechii's mixtape
i also have complaints about their decision to make the sun so fucking bright.
if god is so good then why did he make so many dangerous animals so fucking cute what was that all about
kendrick really broke drake's spotify monthly listeners record during black history month lmao
if @aescling comment on your post, it is our post now. sorry. i don't make the rules.
finally won a gold stake WITHOUT using photograph and hanging chad this is the hardest thing i have ever done in my life
buying an eternal rental eggb from the balatro shop. just to feel something
Shout outs to that time when I was at Cornell University and I worked at the dining hall and met a chef in the kitchen who was a former chef for Donald Trump, and the first thing he insisted on making sure I understand was that Donald Trump was the worst human being he ever met
there's something poetic about how Drake said he was "one away from Michael [Jackson]" and then Kendrick's superb owl performance is now the most-watched superb owl performance of all time, beating the record formerly held by Michael Jackson
shouts outs to the time google stopped using "don't be evil" as their mantra
also, in other news:
https://x.com/PopBase/status/1889092034213843201
hopefully they have the lusty argonian maid as well i've heard that's a classic
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
