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while the left has the blank, slightly astonished stare one has when someone you have known for 29 years reveals they don't know what the ICE is

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the sheer intensity of right's annoyance is hilarious to me.

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To clarify, the qualifying exam took place over two days. It required taking four tests, one on mechanics, one on electricity and magnetism, one on quantum mechanics, and one on thermodynamics. Each test had only three questions and you were given an hour and a half for each test. This was typically not enough time to solve all three problems.

The day we were given the thermodynamics exam, we were incorrectly told we were going to the a quantum exam the day before, so we all had studied for the wrong test.

All of this was still easier than beating the nyt mini crossword faster than my younger sister

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playing balatro
a soul spectral card appears in my tarot pack
ask jimbo if it's a good legendary or chicot
he doesn't understand
explain the difference between chicot and the other legendaries
he still doesn't understand
grab the balatro wiki, show the descriptions of all legendary jokers
he laughs and says that it will be a good card
pick the soul card
it's chicot

people could lose political careers for what they wrote in the battlefield 1 game chat

Also why does the image of the my little brother, who is now 21, saying fuck upset me. He is an adult. Let him say fuck

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Why does the thought of children cursing upset me. I don't have any issues with profanity anymore. Why don't I want them to say fuck

apparently we don't for rallies for either, but instead for some secret third option not list listed here

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I'm not terribly interested in the superb owl anymore but I will still watch it for Kendrick

Imagine taking 8 minutes to solve a murdle haha that'd be crazy lmao

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