Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
closdire tumblr and rika tumblr are a venn diagram consisting of one circle
ante 10, my mortal enemy
Tumblr is much more open to the truth of clodsire being a whale. Be more like Tumblr.
@Lady I'm about to drive for 40 minutes you got any album recs
the next run i managed to get the same three cards again and then the final blind forced me to sell gift card fucking again what the fuck?????
the ante 8 final blind was the one where you have to sell a joker or every card is debuffed so I had to sell gift card :(
i finally got the eggb, swashbuckler, gift card synergy i have won balatro
we should have gotten this last year (fuck the C*wb*ys)
Apparently this is the first time in franchise history the lions have won more than 12 games in the regular season
vikings are just allergic to losing god damn it
Jared Goff faking a stumble on a play-action TD pass and then proudly showing the replay to Dan Campbell is the fucking funniest thing lmao
re: all caps
if the vikings lose today it might become the greatest day of my life
all caps
LIONS WON BY MORE THAN A SINGLE SCORE! THE EAGLES LOST A DIVISION GAME!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TO LIVE IN MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just learned that stackoverflow licenses all of its code to AI training companies and um, fuck
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
which is the hottest take?
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
