clodboy cowdsire @wallhackio@cat.family

my toxic trait is that I love those c-style code shortcuts that make your code completely unreadable

Breaking Bad is about how men will literally cook meth instead of going to therapy, while The Sopranos is about how men WILL go to therapy but continue to be shitty anyway

Imagine not having access to every episode of The Sopranos

Don't favorite the damn post, give me recs

i just got my library card for my local library. anyone got any movie recs?

The shbelpies are hitting

Why is it that, when I get only a few hours sleep, I wake up and feel wide awake. But if I get a regular night of sleep, I wake up schbelpy

Fortnite added a cybertruck to the game and it caused regular crashes so it has been temporarily removed and i think that is very funny

Where were you when they announced that Michael Bay is in talks to develop a skibidi toilet movie and television show adaptation

Freya being cute again

massive, giga, humongous, gigantic, throbbing, shbelpy

It ends up that you have to visit the University of Michigan campus during an art fair to get pho at 9:30pm on a Tuesday

Just added one line of code to make one of my algorithms 100x faster lmao

is moving to a new apartment gay?

WIKIPEDIA ADDED A DARK MODE

It's pretty funny that, now that @aescling moved in with y'all, I'm seeing longer and longer threads on this instance. Don't y'all talk in person lmao