feeshmaster @wallhackio@cat.family

Why is it that, when I get only a few hours sleep, I wake up and feel wide awake. But if I get a regular night of sleep, I wake up schbelpy

Fortnite added a cybertruck to the game and it caused regular crashes so it has been temporarily removed and i think that is very funny

Where were you when they announced that Michael Bay is in talks to develop a skibidi toilet movie and television show adaptation

Freya being cute again

massive, giga, humongous, gigantic, throbbing, shbelpy

It ends up that you have to visit the University of Michigan campus during an art fair to get pho at 9:30pm on a Tuesday

Just added one line of code to make one of my algorithms 100x faster lmao

is moving to a new apartment gay?

WIKIPEDIA ADDED A DARK MODE

It's pretty funny that, now that @aescling moved in with y'all, I'm seeing longer and longer threads on this instance. Don't y'all talk in person lmao

not a single slut on this instance voted on this 😞

Do you have to have sex to be a slut?

I bought her some beef jerky as a gift. I also fed her lots of treats, and even gave her a small handful of food so she'd stop begging.

Now she's voraciously licking my hand because she smells the pizza that I ate earlier. Just insatiable

Freya HONGRY

Freya zoomies

the longest baby

I went to a bar last night and then walked to a speedway to drunkenly purchase a personal pizza at 1:30am and my credit card declined the purchase for suspicious activity

No thoughts only food