Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Who would win in a fight?
There is a gap between me and the person sitting next to me. It is the only unoccupied seat on the entire plane
This is the greatest day of my life
Why is the chick fil a open
Why am I in line at the chick fil a at 7am
Why are there so many other people at the airport on a Friday at 6am
Who are you people
Kendrick performed Not Like Us four times in a row 😭😭😭
Which is better?
@aescling might be the smartest person I know, but for some reason I always lose brain cells when I talk to her
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
Just got hit with a big blast of the 1pm shleepy
is @aescling a simp for The Boy?
new Charli XCX album FUCKS
I don't have work tomorrow, so you know what that means
Which is better
pluggedinonline reviewed the Tom MacDonald song "Fake Woke"....
where were you during the Great GlitchCat Metaphor War of 2024
Where were you when they announced the animated Lego movie Pharrell Williams biopic
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
